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The mother, Peg Steele, explained her son had his leg amputated after a plane crash and kept the leg following the surgery “for religious reasons” she doesn’t know much about.
EWWWW! Why??? What kind of sick twisted reason would someone WANT to keep a dead piece of their body thats going to start decomposing and harvesting MAGGOTS? Excuse me while I empty the contents of my stomach.
The mother, Peg Steele, explained her son had his leg amputated after a plane crash and kept the leg following the surgery “for religious reasons” she doesn’t know much about.
EWWWW! Why??? What kind of sick twisted reason would someone WANT to keep a dead piece of their body thats going to start decomposing and harvesting MAGGOTS? Excuse me while I empty the contents of my stomach.
Some religons believe you need to be buried with all your body parts although this is creepy and stupid.
How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?
Well... erm... I think he smoked his leg as a means of mummifying it. So it wasn't really decomposing all that quickly. And he did take steps to prevent bugs and whatnot from getting to it, so there wouldn't be any maggots. He probably couldn't find a jar big enough/the right size for his leg to fill with formaldehyde, or couldn't find someone to supply him with formaldehyde quick enough to properly preserve his leg, so he made do with what he had.
Not saying I understand why he wanted to keep his leg to begin with or condoning it, just working my brain through his crazy logic.
"Get rid of that thing!"
"No way, mom! I'm keeping it! It's uh... religious or something!"
Later...
"Dude, this is some good pot. You know what would be a good idea? Let's put my leg on the grill. Next time dad uses it, it'll really freak him out!"
And even later...
"Mom! Where's my leg?"
"I don't know, dear. It's probably in that pigsty of a room of yours. I'm going to try to get some money for this grill at the auction, you can just clean up that mess and I'm sure it'll turn up before I get back."
"Sigh, fine, whatever."
Dude...you found a severed mummified leg in a barbeque. This ain't the Virgin Mary in toast. I wouldn't even freaking cop to it after I found it wasn't involved in a murder. "You the leg guy?" "Nope." I would give the guy his freaking leg AND disgusting possessed barbeque back and say "Let us never speak of this again," and I wouldn't, I would just let it fester quietly in the back of my mind until it becomes a therapy bill in about ten years.
Just, ew. Some people's sons.
"Maybe the problem just went away...maybe it was the magical sniper fairy that comes and gives silenced hollow point rounds to people who don't eat their vegetables."
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