The dead attack!

[Eireann]

No, not really.

I was just perusing the IMDb's board for Night of the Living Dead, this being the Halloween season and all, and I found a thread posing the hypothetical question, What would you do if the dead returned to life, as they did in the film?

Some of the responses are just plain scary. But one is so damned funny, I just had to share it:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063350/...&p=10#64869116

You know... I think that would work.

[Kara]

If the undead ever attack, I'm fully prepared. Depending on the size and scale of the outbreak, I'll be fortifying my home or moving to a frozen part of the world, but either way I won't be getting devoured. I own this:

[Eireann]

Yeah, I've seen that book around. I've heard it's very funny. It's just plain weird how many people out there buy into the idea of the dead reanimating and going after the living. I never could figure out why the dead never ate each other. Much easier than breaking into a barricaded house and getting shot and burned in the attempt.

[Kara]

The content itself isn't really funny, rather its the context of the book that is. It's written just like any other survival book. Aside from all the bogus examples of documented zombie attacks and a phony virus that causes the undead to reanimate, you could almost think the author was dead serious (no pun intended) about it.

It's definitely a good read though.