How to deal with a major asshole

[ditchdj]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/cpress/20071...duce_assault_1

Check out the video and tell me you wouldn't do that same thing. The only "assault" I see is this idiot jumping on Bonaduce like a cheap bimbo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1_Vj...elated&search=

[Pedersen]

Wow... Just wow... I can't honestly say that Bonaduce did anything wrong there, either, except for not throwing him sooner.

What a dick that Fairplay character is.

[Gawdzillers]

Everyone knows not to do anything to annoy Danny Bonaduce.
He's like a red-haired Chuck Norris, only shorter, and a former child star.

[MystyGlyttyr]

Ugh, Johnny Fairplay, the biggest bane in professional wrestling...YES, he is loosely deemed a "professional wrestler" which means that he SHOULD know how to protect himself in a fall. Once you learn how, it becomes instinct, so I wouldn't believe him if he said "it happened so fast" that he couldn't prepare. Trust me, if I got dumped like that, I would be fine.

I would be SO very surprised if Fairplay were actually hurt by THAT particular incident. I WOULDN'T be surprised if he didn't somehow fake the injuries after the fact, because he's dickish enough to do that. He's taken much worse than that during his wrestling stints in TNA and on the indies and was back in the ring running his mouth a couple nights later. Mostly because almost everyone he steps into the ring with works so stiff on him that you'd think they loaded their fists with Viagra. Frankly, he's lucky Bonaduce didn't powerbomb him.

(For the "outsiders" , "working stiff" in wrestling means not pulling your punches, putting a little extra force into your kicks, etc. Some people just work that way, others do it on purpose when the little snot across the ring needs to get taken down a peg or two.)

Edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl8JXhR0oNg Exhibit A. At about the 2:15 mark, Brian Urlacher throws Fairplay a good ten or twelve feet to the floor, where he's supposed to be caught by the two Red Shirts, but they miss and Fairplay splats his head on the back of the floor.

Yes, he was fine afterwards.