Biblical Curse Generator

[Jaden]

This is officially the best thing ever created by anybody at any time.

http://ship-of-fools.com/Features/Cu...rses_body.html

"May you beget difficult teenagers, O ye sulphurous nonentity!"

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

May you be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O thou discourager of the brethren!

I like, I like!

[Lace Neil Singer]

Take heed, O thou babbling Assyrian, for you will be as welcome as a fart in the queen's bedchamber!

[draggar]

Oh yeah? Well

Take heed, O thou exceedingly foolish virgin, for you will be thrown into a den of hyperactive lions!

[Lace Neil Singer]

Harken, thou denizen of the underworld, for you will go on a diet of crunchy, unsweetened locusts!

[iradney]

Oh, this is just wrong!

Listen, O ye creature of the pit, for you will have more mother-in-laws than King Solomon!

[Kara]

I pray thou shalt be cast onto a steaming dung-heap, O ye son of thunder!

That one definitely gets bonus points for including "steaming" in the description.

[PuckishOne]

May you have more mother-in-laws than King Solomon, O ye who art a byword for idiocy!

Seems that iradney and I are to be similarly cursed.

[Lace Neil Singer]

I pray thou shalt become as popular as a boil on the king's backside, thou son of a Philistine!

[Morrigan]

Woe unto thee, O ye love-crazed Gittite, for you will be taunted by the king's concubines!

These are even better than Shakespearean insults.

And another one for Kara:

Take heed, thou sad Pharisee, for you will be cast onto a steaming dung-heap!

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

"Listen, O ye child of Jezebel, for you will be as welcome as a fart in the queen's bedchamber!"

And my mother was a hamster and my father smelt of elderberries...

[Der Cute]

I can just see John Cleese doing these live....*rofl*

[Gawdzillers]

I pray thou shalt be kicked by an incontinent camel, thou lazy Babylonian!

[Lace Neil Singer]

O that thou wouldest be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, thou sad Pharisee!