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    Guy pitches a fit over a cashier's lack of change...

    http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pitt.../s_531649.html
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  • #2
    Though he could've used Woodrow Wilson's face, on ten $100,000 bills, as those actually exist.

    But I don't think any cashier anywhere at any time outside of Fort Knox or Vegas is going to have the kind of change to break that anyway.
    Last edited by MMATM; 10-10-2007, 01:44 AM. Reason: I CAN DUZ MAF
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    • #3
      What do you mean you can't break it!?!? This is BS! I want a manager now!

      What an asstard........
      I know nothing and I can prove it!

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      • #4
        Aww, does that mean I couldn't break my $3? Someone named Addams gave it to me...
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        • #5
          Another one of these? It happened in Georgia. At a Wal-mart. Poor woman /thought/ the million dollar bill was real.

          http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4489683/

          Also, when it first came out, (She's changed her story it seems), she had two others in her car.
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          • #6
            IS it possible for someone to be this stupid............. really

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            What is the human race comming to????
            Last edited by Ree; 10-14-2007, 06:46 PM.

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            • #7
              I once had a customer on Sunday try to pay for her order with those Religious Dollars. Could you imagine a million of those comingatyou at once? lol

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              • #8
                When the thread got posted on Sightings, I called my husband over and read it to him. We just sat there for a moment in silence before just rolling over to laugh....

                The NEXT DAY, he came home and said "I got something for you." and gave me the fundie-bill that the guy in that article tried to get change for. (well, not THE but one of).

                He said some fundie-Christian stopped him into his way to work and gave it to him.

                We have a bunch of those folk running around here now, since its so close to "Devil Worship Day!"
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                • #9
                  Funny Money

                  Before I even read the post I knew the SC would be that stupid.......really.
                  I have not come across any "religious bills" $$$$, but someone tried to pay with a Zeroxed $20 once.
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                  • #10
                    Did he really think it was real? Who's stupid enough to think that they're gonna get close to a million dollars in change?

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                    • #11
                      If memory serves me right, the idea behind those religious bills (fake money on one side, tract on the other) is that you leave it instead of a tip, just in case your waiter or other CSR is a heathen. Which only proves that religious extremists of all denominations suck.

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                      • #12
                        Not only do they do the fake bills, but apparently they are producing fake coins aswell now.

                        I found a religious coin (both sides covered in random "you're a bad person" type things) in the store last night, made out of metal (probably tin by the weight) and in between an American Platinum Eagle and an arcade token in size.

                        The thing that astounds me about the people handing out those bills/pamphlets/ranting on the street corner is that they apparently think it is a good thing for them to be doing this, but me talking about Bob is somehow illegal ?!
                        It is better to be the hammer than the nail.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Hopefull7 View Post


                          Porter slammed an electronic funds-transfer machine into the counter and reached for a scanner gun, police said.
                          Was he planning on shooting someone with that? That'd be a big hit on YouTube, I'm sure
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                          • #14
                            Damn...we have some real winners in this town
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                            • #15
                              Well, if he actually damaged any of the equipment, a million dollars should cover it!

                              I occasionally find those bills stashed around our store.

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