Say It Ain't So!

[Kara]

So they're investigating David Copperfield for some sexual assault charge. I'm hoping it's just someone looking for 15 minutes of fame and not the real deal. Copperfield is one of the few celebrity types I admire and respect.

On the other hand, if he is guilty, how the hell do they expect to be able to catch a guy who can walk across the Grand Canyon and make the Statue of Liberty disappear?

[Broomjockey]

See, I'm personally hoping for a "Fugitive" situation. He's innocent, and wrongly arrested, and then escapes and leads them a merry chase through the countryside and city, attempting to find the real culprit.

[rvdammit]

On the other hand, if he is guilty, how the hell do they expect to be able to catch a guy who can walk across the Grand Canyon and make the Statue of Liberty disappear?

Take away his camera tricks?