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That reminds me of my old kitty . . . one night he decided that I was going to bed too early so he PUSHED (I've only known cats to pull with their paws - Ziggy actually went out of his way to push) my glass of ice water (that I always take to bed) onto me as I was falling sleep. His plan backfired, though, as instead of getting up to play with him I tossed him out of my bedroom and shut the door.
~*~"If your gift is that of serving others, serve them well. If you are a teacher, do a good job of teaching." -Romans 12:7~*~
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So, so true. That's exactly what McGriff does, sans the ear pulling and bat (good thing he can't actually pick up objects, or he'd get ideas). He'll also engage in his own odd little variant of water torture by licking the designated feed-slave's forehead until they can't stand it anymore."I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor
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OMG LOL!!! So true, but my cats really do resort to ear pulling and baseball bats, sort of. My older cat Keelin (seen in my avatar) has a built in alarm clock, and she will get me up in time for work 4:30am, even if my alarm doesn't go off, but she ever so kindly lets me sleep until 7:00am on the weekends.
Anyhow, first she tries to sit on my chest and meow in my face, then she starts tugging little tufts of hair with her paws, then if I am still not awake, she bites my cheeks! Not nice little nibbles either, full on bites, we joke that if I am ever found dead with my face eaten, look for Keelin. Amazingly, she does not do this to my fiance, EVER.
My kitten, Trillian, she just wakes you up by doing her pogo stick impression on your bladder. Trillian is a little tripod kitty, missing her rear left leg, and she loves to hop up and down on that back foot.The only words you said that I understood were "His", "Phone" and "Ya'll". The other 2 paragraphs worth was about as intelligible as a drunken Teletubby barkin' come on's at a Hooter's waitress.
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I AM the evil bastard!
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