Man caught having sex with bike....

[Kara]

WTF?

How the hell does that even work? The math isn't adding up. I mean, there's nowhere to... well, you know. Then there's the chain to contend with.

Hopefully he at least practiced safe bike sex and wore a helmet

[MystyGlyttyr]

Actually, I, uh...have heard of this sort of thing before, and I can conceive of at least ONE way that this is possible.

And uh, for the record, the bike probably wasn't the catcher...if you get my drift...

[Kara]

And uh, for the record, the bike probably wasn't the catcher...if you get my drift...

It took me a minute to get that. That's an option I didn't even consider.....

What will they think of next?

[ArenaBoy]

I suppose that I shouldn't point out that I own this t-shirt.

https://secure.leasticoulddo.com/sto...cat=244&page=1

[sms001]

Hopefully he at least practiced safe bike sex and wore a helmet

What I don't understand is the tone of the article. I mean, if only one animal (a human) is involved, isn't it essentially masturbating? He's going on a sex offender list and everything! Very strange.

[Kara]

He's going on a sex offender list and everything!

Maybe it was a kid's bicycle.



*dodges tomato*

[Hon'ya-chan]

What will they think of next?

Thank you for reminding me of the pics I saw on Encyclopedia Dramatica.

[Lace Neil Singer]

Maybe it was a kid's bicycle.



*dodges tomato*

*snerk* Good one.

[DarthRetard]

The way the article reads, guys, he was "moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex." Seems to me as if he made that bike his prison bitch.

If your theory is true, I guess there's two ways to ride a bike now. Here's hoping i dont forget the correct way!

[Binky]

thats pretty damn funny LOL now I've heard everything...

but in all seriousness...how does "simulating sex" with a bike get someone on a sex offenders list?

It's an inanimate object...much like blow up doll...or well..you know various other sex toys.

anyways, still funny story

[crazylegs]

but in all seriousness...how does "simulating sex" with a bike get someone on a sex offenders list?

It's an inanimate object...much like blow up doll...or well..you know various other sex toys.

Because he did it in a way that made someone watch when they may not have wanted to do so, the cleaners knocked, he did not reply so they entered the room and happened upon him. If he had answered then they would not have entered so no offence.

Yes it may have been accidental, but then it may have been the first rung of a terrible ladder (remember rapists and other sexual offenders usually begin with 'minor' offences such as flashing etc)

[Lace Neil Singer]

What, you think he might upgrade... to cars? O.o

[crazylegs]

What, you think he might upgrade... to cars? O.o

To fully public, as in an open space where you have no choice but to see it, in this instance the cleaners *may not* have entered the room...

[DarthRetard]

"Oh huffy, your squeaky wheel can have my grease anytime!"

[Mad-Bassist]

What, you think he might upgrade... to cars? O.o

Why does that make me think of Adam Sandler? *snicker*

I have to say, after switching over to the Hotel industry and hearing tales from the housekeepers, not much surprises me anymore. My hat is always off to the housekeepers too—they deal with so many things that would make the average person take up residence in a rubber room.