Invented: Wedgie-proof underwear!

[CaroPhoenix]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071102/...wear_invention

YAY for wedgie-proof underwear. Not that I was ever given a wedgie (just noogies).

[Broomjockey]

Now if they can just create underwear that's resistent to "crack creep"

[crazylegs]

Now if they can just create underwear that's resistent to "crack creep"

Say What?

Surely wedgie proof pants will just fall apart in the wash?

[CaroPhoenix]

I don't know about the logistics of the wedgie-proof underwear. I just thought it was amusing. As for the "crack creep" kind, I'd buy it in bulk for my husband.

[Broomjockey]

Say What?

Crack creep. One of two different phenomena.

1. Underwear slowly creeps down a person's bottom, exposing their "crack" by increasing degrees

2. (and far more annoying) Underwear that slowly "creeps" into your crack, necessitating a manual removal, often in places where said removal must be done discreetly.

[CaroPhoenix]

Yeah, I know the 1st incident quite well. I thought I married a government employee not a plumber (not trying to offend plumbers, but that's what it reminds me of). He gets annoyed when I recite: "I see Iran/I see Iraq/I see my hubby's crack!" But at least it gets my point across.

[crazylegs]

Crack creep. One of two different phenomena.

1. Underwear slowly creeps down a person's bottom, exposing their "crack" by increasing degrees

Oh, you mean a Builders Bum!

[Lace Neil Singer]

That's a "builder's cleavage" actually. XD Hmm, wedgie proof underwear? That sounds like a challenge to me.

[blas]

My little brother used to never wear a belt and his crack would always show. He'd say "Hey blas, insert quarter!"