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  • #1

    Suspect runs from cops, gets eaten by a gator...

    At least we won't have to pay for his trial.

    Talk about karma!

    http://www.miamiherald.com/news/brea...ry/306467.html
    Quote Dalesys:
    ... as in "Ifn thet dawg comes at me, Ima gonna shutz ma panz!"
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    Ah... the stupid was just too strong with him.
    I think it's sad that 2 alligators had to die for his stupidity and they don't even know if either are the gator that killed him yet!

    GRRR!!!
    "I don't want any part of your crazy cult! I'm already a member of the public library and that's good enough for me, thanks!"

    ~TechSmith 314
    HellGate: London

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    • #3
      Whichever gator ate him probably suffered some terrible diahhrea or indigestion.
      You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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      • #4
        What's worse than ending up being Bubba's boyfriend???

        Being alligator's main course meal!

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        • #5
          hmm.I guess it was a little late for the guy to provide Gator Aid to save him
          Just sliding down the razor blade of life.

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          • #6
            Quoth drunkenwildmage View Post
            hmm.I guess it was a little late for the guy to provide Gator Aid to save him
            Edited for utter awfulness.

            On the list of "good jokes" that falls somewhere between Jester and Montezuma's Revenge.
            "I'm not a crazed gunman, dad, I'm an assassin... Well, the difference being one is a job and the other's mental sickness!" -The Sniper

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