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  • #1

    Here come more sucky customers.

    Just keep your returns: Stores weigh paying you not to bring back unwanted items.

    This is going to create some retail nightmares. And a few more stories for this site.
    "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."
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    This is like dumping dead seal flesh into the ocean when you know the great whites are around. Especially when the lifeguards are trying to keep people safe . . .
    Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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    • #3
      Quoth Kittish
      I wonder what happened there?
      I would imagine it's one too many instances of people returning 2-year-old pairs of sneakers that are being held together with chewing gum and duct tape...and getting a full refund in cash.

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      • #4
        Quoth EricKei View Post
        I would imagine it's one too many instances of people returning 2-year-old pairs of sneakers that are being held together with chewing gum and duct tape...and getting demanding a full refund in cash.
        Corrected for you.
        Those and too many of these:



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