Could you survive a zombie apocalypse?

[Lace Neil Singer]

I call dibs on all your corpses! XD The money will come in very handly.

[crazylegs]

74%, bring on the apocolypse!

[Saydrah]

37%, poo.... Guess I should get a gun.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Well, I have a pistol AND a shotgun (what? I live in SC). The pistol for those so-very-important shots to the head and the shotgun for pure room-clearing action. You can't chase me if your legs are blown off SUCKAH!

A co worker tried to get 100 percent and repeatedly failed. I wonder what you have to do to score 100? He tried to make himself out as a heartless killing machine, but he never got above 92.

Honestly, a lot was said about barricading yourself in. I wouldn't go that route. You will run out of supplies before they do. I mean, hello, Masada? No, I'd battle my way to the coast and head south, sticking to wilderness areas.

Hey, my coworker and I talked about this at legnth. We've made our plans for when the brain suckers come. We're ready.

[Lace Neil Singer]

I read somewhere that apparently salt will deal with zombies. XD Wonder how that works.

[Alpha Strike]

Only 42%, but on the other had my corpse is apparantly worth $4315, so it won't be a total loss for the survivers.

Bzzzt! You will either become some zombie's late night snack or a zombie yourself. Corpse value = $0

[XCashier]

I Have a 39% Chance of Survival!

I think maybe I'd better learn how to shoot a gun...

[Rapscallion]

I read somewhere that apparently salt will deal with zombies. XD Wonder how that works.

One of the voodoo rituals for dealing with a zombie, if I remember what I learned from the Nightstalker is correct, is to stop it by filling its mouth with salt and sewing its lips shut.

Not really a short-term solution.

Rapscallion

[XCashier]

One of the voodoo rituals for dealing with a zombie, if I remember what I learned from the Nightstalker is correct, is to stop it by filling its mouth with salt and sewing its lips shut.

Rather difficult to do when a whole horde is trying to eat your brains...!

By the way, I've looked it up and couldn't find any definite answers. What are the best ways to stop zombies? Just shooting their heads off? Because if you don't have a gun, you're screwed.

[Lace Neil Singer]

I have way too much time on my hands, and managed to unearth this site: http://www.mysticvoodoo.com/zombi_headquarters.htm which had the following snippet:

Indeed, giving a zombi salt is supposed to restore its personality, and send it back to its grave and out of the bokor's influence.

I kind of like the site's banner headline, too. XD

[Parrothead]

90% chance of survival. And my corpse is valued at $4490.00 (would have been more, but I just cut all my hair off.)

[Rahmota]

Hmmm I got an 86%. Probably my insistence on being a white knight and save people got me. Oh well its is better to die with honor then to live a coward.

Fortunately living on a farm in the county there are plenty of thigns that can be used to smash, crash, bash or otherwist thrash zombies. Not to mentino my nice little firearms collection.

And for the romero/dawn of the dead style zombies only thing that renders them non-hostile is a headshot. Be it blunt force trauma, BFG or BFK or other form of putting whats left of the brains on the wall behind it.

[Trayol]

I got a 49% chance of survival.

I was hurt by my lack of physical fitness. I'm going to the gym...tomorrow.

[ParkingWitch]

69%
I may be fat and lazy, but I'm hitting the gun store first thing.

[blas]

41%....wtf?!

Here's my gameplan.

Grab all my steak-knives. Open my door, gash any and all zombies gathered around my apartment, leap over my balcony, get into my car, run over/bash into as many as possible without rendering my car useless, as I'd only need it for 5 miles to go to the local street department. This would work out the best if it was wintertime. Hot wire one of their plows. Lower the plow, ram the gas, and blaze through town and onto the highway, running over as many as humanly possible with my plow. Dump salt and sand onto any that may be lingering and out of the way of the plow in front.

Get to my parents' house, where I'm certain dad and brother would already be blasting zombie heads off left and right. Gather up family and pets. Dad and brother would be sticking their guns out the window while mom comforts all the pets and I continue to drive the zombie blasting snow plow.

Booyah...

And they say I only have a 41% chance of survival. They don't know me very well