Steve, Don't Eat It!

[Gawdzillers]

http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives...ont_eat_it.php

This section of the site is great. Beware, NSFM (Not Safe For Meals)
I got the idea from the Cheeseburger in a Can thread, and I didn't want to threadjack.

[Dreamstalker]

"Urkel-O's"?! Holy hell, if that isn't a sign of marketing desperation I don't know what is. "Fun, circle-shaped product"...HAHAHAHAHA.

Reminds me of The Gallery of Regrettable Food (having grown up when most of those recipes were in common use, my mom enjoys the book and its sequel immensely...I recall having lime jello-carrot-cottage cheese molds inflicted on me by my grandmother...mom despised them too)

Eeewwww, natto.

[PuckishOne]

Eeewwww, natto.

It is every bit as disgusting as it appears on the Internet. Just don't do it.

[tropicsgoddess]

Blech. No way would I even dare eat, let alone touch it with a ten foot pole.

[Dreamstalker]

I've seen natto for sale around here...for me it ranks up there with fugu; I'm mildly curious, but upon deeper thought no way (simply knowing about it is proof enough I shouldn't go there).

[PepperElf]

i think i found that on stumbleupon once, but it's still funny a second time around.

[crazylegs]

Now I've finished dry heaving for the last three hours after looking at the Soya Beans, a combination of melted cheese and various bodily fluids I personally can't see the attraction.

[mattm04]

Mmmmm... Yummy. Not. If I ate any of that I think I would be spending the next three hours in the shower.