How Many Five-Year-Olds Could You Take in a Fight?

[edible_hat]

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

my result: 31.

(I forgot these forums don't let you use HMTL, so I can't put up the fancy on-the-fly generated graphic)

[Broomjockey]

28! Woohoo! It's probably my lack of martial arts training that limits me.

[edible_hat]

It seems in the last few minutes the final screen has changed from giving you your result to trying to force you to sign up for a dating site (or is that just me because it's logged my IP?)

[Broomjockey]

Just you, as it still works fine for me.

[Ljt09863]

14...i tihnk its the fact that i don't think i could beat up 5 year olds

[Dreamstalker]

23; no real martial arts training, but I'm not averse to fighting dirty if I think I have to.

[derangedperson]

15. I'd only do what was necessary to win.

[Greenday]

I could take 26 five-year-olds. Pretty darn good. I think my experience with fighting off swarms (a.k.a. the Zerg from Starcraft) was a decent help, along with my willingness to do whatever it takes to pwn them.

[sportsmom]

I got 26! Probably the fact that I take on 3 girls everyday.

My 13yo dd got 18. Whoo hoo! Go her! She gets practice beating up her little sisters everyday as it is.

[Princess-Snake]

My number is 11. I'm not very athletic, I wouldn't fight 5 year olds anyways, and I'm a dwarf.

[MMATM]

33! Nice. My age (20, which is lumped together with everyone down to 13 as opposed to 21-35 or so) probably screwed me. Ask me in a few months. Haven't been in many fights either, and haven't been trampled. Though trampling experience may or may not help...

I remember this came out as an app for Facebook a while back, but the answers you gave to the questions were irrelevant. Everyone who took it for the first time got something like 6 five-year-olds, and then the more people you invited the more five-year-olds you supposedly could take. As if recruiting the masses to another stupid pointless app gave you better five-year-old-ass-kicking abilities. LAME.

This, however, is quite amusing and fun.

[Parrothead]

Whee! 34.

[powerboy]

I can take 26. It is probably because I would do whatever it takes to win.

[crazylegs]

31! w00t! Nice long reach, rather tall and my total indisciminate behaviour towards the fight all combine to a rather high number!

[Chained to the counter]

I got 20, not too bad but probably not very good if there was a bunch of 5 year old kids out there waiting to pummel me