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  • 11 signs you are a douche

    11 Signs you might be a Douche bag

    Just a list of signs, that you might be a douche bag
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    12. Your name is Summer's Eve
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    • #3
      I didn't get to finish reading the FIRST ONE and I had Jeff Foxworthy saying it in my head......get outta my head, Foxworthy!
      Now a member of that alien race called Management.

      Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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      • #4
        Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
        12. Your name is Summer's Eve
        To be truthful, I do not get why that would make anyone a douche.
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        • #5
          The oompa loompas....................those pics are the first thing that popped into my head when I saw this thread.
          Last edited by Jadedcarguy; 03-02-2008, 08:00 AM.
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          • #6
            Quoth powerboy View Post
            To be truthful, I do not get why that would make anyone a douche.

            It's the name of an actual douche.

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            • #7
              The alternate title for this list is "11 Signs you will be discussed on customerssuck.com"

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              • #8
                Quoth Anriana View Post
                It's the name of an actual douche.

                And now I know. Thanks for that tidbit of info.
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                • #9
                  13. and your name is Massengil
                  I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
                  Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
                  Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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                  • #10
                    They forgot the Goku hair! I mean look at some of those pics. Most of the douches there have zero-G hair.
                    I AM the evil bastard!
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                    • #11
                      Quoth lordlundar View Post
                      They forgot the Goku hair! I mean look at some of those pics. Most of the douches there have zero-G hair.
                      I think that goes over the shower routine that he mentioned. The one that is NOT lather, rinse, repeat.

                      I hate these people sooooooooooo much. Being from New Jersey, I see tons and tons of them. I want to pop every single orange mofo, that's wearing more metal than a Transformer, in the mouth.
                      "I've found that when you want to know the truth about someone, that someone is probably the last person you should ask." - House

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                      • #12
                        Quoth lordlundar View Post
                        They forgot the Goku hair! I mean look at some of those pics. Most of the douches there have zero-G hair.
                        That's because they all go to the same barber.
                        I know nothing and I can prove it!

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                        • #13
                          2-6 sound like my ex.
                          I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.

                          Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth RetailWorkhorse View Post
                            I didn't get to finish reading the FIRST ONE and I had Jeff Foxworthy saying it in my head......get outta my head, Foxworthy!
                            I heard that too . . . followed by snickers galore from Bill Engvall, Ron White and Larry the Cable Guy

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                            • #15
                              Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                              Forgive me for asking, but what does an Ooompa Loompa look like? Or do I really want to know this . . .
                              http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3850147840/tt0067992
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