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  • My God, this is funny

    Okay, first click on this link:

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B...pf_rd_i=468294

    I'm still giggling over this. "Designed to fit the majority of bananas."

  • #2
    That is just so wrong in so many ways....
    Quote Dalesys:
    ... as in "Ifn thet dawg comes at me, Ima gonna shutz ma panz!"

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    • #3
      Wow, that'll fit right in with my DVD rewinder.

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      • #4
        Quoth Eireann View Post
        "Designed to fit the majority of bananas."
        That doesn't sound right....
        I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
        Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
        Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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        • #5
          Oh my God, look at the pink one in the section on "Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed".

          Ewwwww.
          "Maybe the problem just went away...maybe it was the magical sniper fairy that comes and gives silenced hollow point rounds to people who don't eat their vegetables."

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          • #6
            I don't know which is worse, the item or the fact that they're bundling it wth a book on how to make dog biscuits.
            Quote Dalesys:
            ... as in "Ifn thet dawg comes at me, Ima gonna shutz ma panz!"

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            • #7
              Guys, they actually sell those in the convenience store located on the first floor of where I live.
              Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

              http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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              • #8
                Personally, I like "makes a great gift for banana lovers everywhere".

                I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe.

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                • #9
                  For some weird reason I thought of that Raffi song 'Banana Phone' when I saw this.

                  Still, I've always found it funny how people ignore the phallic implications of bananas.

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                  • #10
                    Great . . . a condom for bananas.

                    But is there a Magnum size 'cause I know if I tell the better half, he'll ask that - after he stops laughing his butt off.
                    Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                    • #11
                      Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                      Great . . . a condom for bananas.
                      Condoms aren't made out of plastic!

                      The idea of a plastic condom is one I refuse to contemplate any further.
                      Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                      "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                      • #12
                        Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                        But is there a Magnum size 'cause I know if I tell the better half, he'll ask that - after he stops laughing his butt off.
                        Nope, it's a one-size-fits-most. But what happens if you buy one that bends to the left, but your banana bends to the right?
                        Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

                        http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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                        • #13
                          Lol.

                          It gets even better when your "also bought" is a kitty shaped novelty vacuum. (note: the vacuum is female... note the eyelashes)

                          Put 'em together for double the entendre fun!

                          ^-.-^
                          Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                            Condoms aren't made out of plastic!

                            The idea of a plastic condom is one I refuse to contemplate any further.

                            You can get vinyl ones for those unfortunate enough to suffer a latex allergy...

                            (I used to work in a Chemists!)
                            A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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