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    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080524/...wIsOFSXcms0NUE

    This is a yahoo news story and is safe for work.


    First off I just have to tell you all a quote that struck me as odd.


    "There is no evidence to suggest the foot — or any or the previous three — was forcibly removed, Linteau said."

    So what is there an eject button the rest of us don't know about?



    And secondly, I am a little upset that they are not more upset about random feet showing up!
    My sanity has been dripping out of me my whole life, today they turned on the faucet.....

  • #2
    I noticed that forcibly removed line too. I would like to know where this secret button is.

    ....Have other .... parts.... been showing up lately?
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    • #3
      Well there have been a few missing planes and boats around the area but I find it rather odd that they are all just right feet...
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      • #4
        Ebbesmeyer said the feet could have been severed or detached from their bodies on their own.
        How does a foot detach from a body on its own?? Does it get tired of being at the end of one leg, so it takes off on a solo jaunt??
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        • #5
          Quoth AnaKhouri View Post
          How does a foot detach from a body on its own?? Does it get tired of being at the end of one leg, so it takes off on a solo jaunt??
          Possible translation: nibbled off by hungry sharks... or an octopus... or maybe a predatory star fish?
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          • #6
            Yes but that would be forceably removed.
            My sanity has been dripping out of me my whole life, today they turned on the faucet.....

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            • #7
              Possibly a poor choice of words or phrasing?

              Maybe they meant it looked more like leftovers from a surgical amputation than from a possible murder or amateur severing.
              Too tired of living and too tired to end it. What a conundrum.

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              • #8
                Quoth AnaKhouri View Post
                How does a foot detach from a body on its own?? Does it get tired of being at the end of one leg, so it takes off on a solo jaunt??
                The flesh of the ankle could have decayed, and the bones separate. (They never said how... fresh the feet were.)
                What if Humans are just Dire Halflings?

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                • #9
                  Quoth Part-Time Parrothead View Post
                  The flesh of the ankle could have decayed, and the bones separate. (They never said how... fresh the feet were.)
                  Water does accelerate the decay process...
                  A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                  • #10
                    maybe it was one of those cults, but instead of suicide, they all don sneakers and cut of their right feet...

                    and then ritualistically sit around watching My Left Foot
                    This job would be pretty cool...if it wasnt for the fuckin customers

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                    • #11
                      ok, now it makes sence
                      My sanity has been dripping out of me my whole life, today they turned on the faucet.....

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                      • #12
                        Is this GraveKeepers doing

                        http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7458468.stm
                        I know you said you have got a claymore, but bloody hell,
                        finally got some revenge on all those wierdos
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                        • #13
                          It could very well be remains from a crab fishing boat that sunk. I mean several deaths at sea, it make sense that some parts could wash up there.
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                          • #14
                            Um, no. I'm not a serial killer, thanks.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
                              Um, no. I'm not a serial killer, thanks.
                              You're obviously not trying hard enough.
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