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  • Want to buy a new life? This guy is auctioning off his.

    No, this is not a joke.

    This guy has announced that he will be putting his entire life up for auction on eBay, starting on Sunday, June 22.

    The package includes his three-bedroom house (valued at U.S. $397,000) in Perth, Western Australia, a trial for his job at a rug store, his car, motorbike, clothes . . . and his friends, too.


    Apparently, he was left heartbroken by the end of a 12-year-long relationship, and now he wants to move forward. He is hoping to raise as much as $500,000 in this auction, to fund a "new life" for himself.

    . . . Well, if you want to establish a new life for yourself, I guess this is one way to do it. Good luck to him, I suppose.
    Last edited by Anthony K. S.; 06-21-2008, 04:33 AM.
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  • #2
    Is he going to be some sort of wandering samurai, getting into crazy adventures and saving damsels in distress?
    "We were put on this Earth to fart around, and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise." -Kurt Vonnegut

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    • #3
      ..... I always wanted to go to australia.
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      • #4
        Here's what he's selling.
        What if Humans are just Dire Halflings?

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        • #5
          A small part of me just died ...

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          • #6
            Of course its in WA!!!
            Though seriously he should become a miner out there.
            Apparently they are all loaded, with a two week on and two week off roster and you get stuck in a mine for a load of time.....perfect new life!!!

            Oh well.....I wanna see which person buys it.......
            I love my country!!!
            every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.... for every person I can stand being around there is and eqaul and opposite idiot....... -_- damn stupid people

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