Another 911 sandwich call

[Nashida]

This didn't happen to me, I found the story on another forum I go to and felt compelled to share this moron's...well...moronity.

http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/l...9&provider=rss

Seriously, just reading about this asshat who wastes police time (and taxpayer dollars by calling them) was enough for me.

[Gawdzillers]

Goddamn.
I'll eat them. All I've got is peanut butter on hand sandwiches.

[Aethian]

Oye, the stupid idiot.

[tropicsgoddess]

What an ass...maybe him and the lady that called 911 for getting the wrong burger are related....

[Trayol]

But it was a Subway. If his sandwiches were wrong, wouldn't it...have been...his own...fault.

*BOOM*

<Trayol is currently offline due to an incredulous explosion of the frontal lobe>

[Evil Queen]

There's a reason people in Florida are called "Floridiots" by the natives (the Conks, how I miss those people).

My god, it was in Jacksonville? I have family there...

*hopes it wasn't her cousin Reginald; she'll kill him if it was*

[tropicsgoddess]

There's a reason people in Florida are called "Floridiots" by the natives (the Conks, how I miss those people).

You don't have to be a native to be a Floridiot....

[smileyeagle1021]

There's a reason people in Florida are called "Floridiots" by the natives (the Conks, how I miss those people).

My god, it was in Jacksonville? I have family there...

*hopes it wasn't her cousin Reginald; she'll kill him if it was*

Floridiots
are they in any way related to Utards?

[PossJB]

He wants his sauce, dammit!

Fun little article

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/odd911_sandwich_call

Basically, man calls 911 to complain that Subway left the sauce off his sandwhich. He then calls again to complain that the police aren't responding fast enough.

*MOD EDIT - Merged yet another duplicate thread on this same topic. Please do a search before posting.

[PizzaDrone]

I'm so glad that guy was arrested. Honestly, its not the end of the world that you didn't get sauce. If ordering food is too much trouble just make your own sandwich already!

[mattm04]

I'm glad he was arrested. They were trying to fix the mistake when he blew it.

[PepperElf]

now i'm hungry for subway.

[crazylegs]

He wanted sauce then ended up in porridge.

Bugger

[CaroPhoenix]

Sub sauce is serious business yo!

OMG!!!! 911!!! My sub has no sub sauce on it! Send the Wahmbulance!

Guy calls 911 2 times. First to have cops come to get his sub fixed correctly. Second time to complain that the cops weren't arriving quickly enough for him.

[Evil Queen]

Yeah, this was already mentioned in this thread:
"Thought you guys would get a kick out of this"

Unfortunately, I have family there...

*MOD EDIT - Duplicate threads merged. Next time, use the report button. How are mods supposed to know there are duplicate threads if nobody tells us? Telling another member is useless.