Googlism

[Lace Neil Singer]

Type your name in and see what you get! Please don't just post the list in its entirety as there are bound to be some repeats and unfunny results. Just post the funnies, kthnxby.

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lace is very provocative
lace is on display
lace is 100% cotton
lace is in need of restoration or conservation
lace is quite different
lace is unique and a true work of art
lace is in excellent unwashed condition
lace is a very special rabbit who has quite a story at her young age
lace is called flowery lace
lace is full of holes
lace is difficult to locate in both time and place
lace is available on our website
lace is a floral motif on a net background outlined in silken cord
lace is kept clean as work continues
lace is one of the first and funniest comedies of multiple murder
lace is sometimes called `wild carrot
lace is debbie botts from colorado
lace is a strange and baffling at times
lace is a serious weed
lace is offering a certificate toward any room in the inn for only

[Custard Chick]

Using my real name...

meghan is single for life
meghan is god
meghan is totally rad
meghan is a five year old currently attending tioga hills elementary school in vestal
meghan is the bizomb
meghan is a sophomore at umc
meghan is working her way through the university of kentucky as a waitress
meghan is enjoying her eighth grade year at marshall middle school where she is very active
meghan is the administrator of a student lab at anderson university
meghan is a huge fan of n'sync
meghan is especially interested in emily's hands

*giggles*

[clod75]

UHM:



claudia is a student from a little country about which no one
claudia is a fisting slut
claudia is in the hizzouse
claudia is a sweet little horny pussy crazy about cum
claudia is a single mexican woman
claudia is watching "the magnificent
claudia is a student from a little country about which no one wants to know
claudia is a gifted and caring psychic healer

[Bandit]

Nom de gurrie:

bandit is a fully adjustable
bandit is still available
bandit is dreaming
bandit is gorgeous
bandit is back
bandit is in hot water with police
bandit is the greatest
bandit is a 15" mahogany sable & white dog
bandit is a fully automated
bandit is at it again
bandit is one of a new crop of "internet access devices" and the first one we've managed to get our hands on
bandit is a very friendly
bandit is a fog generator which instantly produces huge quantity of fog in order to block the eyesight of the intruders
bandit is a very reliable machine
bandit is caught after tuesday bank robbery
bandit is based on the 'one arm bandit' machines which can be found in many casinos
bandit is also rated for 3 people
bandit is a wonderful dog
bandit is inconspicuous
bandit is a very dynamic

Real name:

Bandit is just fine
Bandit is just so funny and flippant it's often easy to forget how incredibly smart and acerbic his take on things really is
Bandit is here to stay
Bandit is the 'pope of trash'
Bandit is one of the great dvd commentators
Bandit is a legendary actor and singer appearing in tv
Bandit is one of australia's most recognised and respected film and theatre actors
Bandit is single handidly the highest ranking philomore for today's applaudable tripe
Bandit is unrelated to the australian actor of the same name
Bandit is past the point where he's interested in shocking people with his films anymore
Bandit is less a biography of the man than an introduction to his work and what that work has wrought
Bandit is the best
Bandit is not guilty of all charges by reason of insanity
Bandit is a wonderful public speaker
Bandit is the seattle world premiere of the musical comedy hairspray based on waters' 1988 film of the same name
Bandit is the subject of this documentary

B

[Ljt09863]

Leah-

leah is on the road
leah is off the monitor
leah is spanish beauty
leah is the muse of wine
leah is the most beautiful soul you will ever encounter
leah is the most loving and unusual person we have ever seen
leah is a mystery to me
leah is doing great on her heartworm treatment


now these...these make me sound horrible!

leah is young filipina mailorderbride from philippines in bikini
leah is brand new to northern angels escorts in fact leah is brand new to the escort world
leah is available for purchase at renderosity
leah is a feisty lady with a smart line in back
leah is a psycho bith? *looks shameful*
leah is a lifestyle dominatrix in new york city
leah is a serious mistress and her premises offers aa private dungeon for all kinds of fetish humiliation

[PossJB]

james is a no
james is james
james is new and big
james is lara croft
james is no fan of exhibition
james is a @#%$
james is the road of life
james is the only word of god today?
james is ready to help your voiceover project
james is a bastard
james is wicked ale
james is cooler than billy
james is coming
james is a cunt
james is a shit stain
james is martyred
james is the premier party dj in phoenix for nostalgia because he's been there and done that before
james is comfortable

[Rapscallion]

rapscallion is £18

rapscallion is very simple to use
rapscallion is treated like any other piece of property in your estate
rapscallion is huge and ugly and would never stay stable for me; the other ones i've tried aren't much more than a raw telnet with a chat line
rapscallion is missed
rapscallion is the best client
rapscallion is a classic example of this at work
rapscallion is celebrating 25 years in business
rapscallion is nobody's fool amy bain wednesday
rapscallion is not an attempt to emulate the great beers of belgium
rapscallion is truly a reno original
rapscallion is playful and very intelligent
rapscallion is a highly advanced mud client
rapscallion is tampering with the site's interactive popularity poll
rapscallion is a tiny
rapscallion is located at 1555 south wells street
rapscallion is the one and only pupil of baux
rapscallion is offering the princely sum of three miilion gold to one person drawn at random from any who guess all
rapscallion is in search of an artist to help collaborate in making a comic for the mudslinger
rapscallion is forced to abandon his oppressive behavior
rapscallion is determined to have it both ways
rapscallion is a long haired all black kitty
rapscallion is a rascal or scamp
rapscallion is funnier ;_; but well done with the head changes
rapscallion is really a small
rapscallion is a fairly large place
rapscallion is stealin' me warez
rapscallion is still a difficult and complex game
rapscallion is really a small restaurant
rapscallion is utter shit when it comes to scripting
rapscallion is berthed on an adjacent dock
rapscallion is breaking all my windows
rapscallion is breaking all % my windows
rapscallion is a handful
rapscallion is good
rapscallion is gonna say

Bolded those that amused me. One or two are actuals things involving me.

Rapscallion

[Norton]

norton is dreamy
norton is rad
norton is in all things
norton is a landslide
norton is a corporate shill
norton is the problem
norton is perfect for the role
norton is some kind of spiritual life blood to people growing up
norton is the most famous british tv personality many of us have never heard of
norton is reported to have stood up before the group
norton is no james watt; she's even worse "
norton is a hero
norton is better
norton is coming to america
norton is relaxed and thoughtful
norton is uncompressed
norton is feeling ill and needs "a little stimulant"
norton is committed to enforcing the law
norton is a beautiful adult cat
norton is an insomniac
norton is pretty convincing on the big screen
norton is quite possibly the most prepared person on the planet to be the us interior secretary
norton is great
norton is still a mystery in the entertainment world
norton is up for an oscar
norton is a member of the florida bar and dade county bar association
norton is not very effective against internet born viruses
norton is kicking off his ?chris 2000? tour this summer and has big plans to bring back the speedo
norton is serving in her fifth term in the house of representatives
norton is only pretending to be a nature advocate
norton is the oil
norton is known locally as "hooky"
norton is a bad actor
norton is openly hostile to federalism
norton is clearly a man of letters
norton is released from prison
norton is the wrong choice for interior secretary


Thanks for posting the link. I've gotten a good laugh out of these!

[hopie144]

My nickname:

hopie is most happy lounging on the couch or in our bed
hopie is about eleven years old now
hopie is in my prayers for a full and speedy recovery
hopie is up in kitty heaven
hopie is described as a female hispanic
hopie is professionally recognized in dermagraphics
hopie is in foal with arrian who is due this summer
hopie is in foal to arrian and due 6/2001
hopie is right
hopie is ah traitor
hopie is ah traitor ben 01
hopie is my little girl
hopie is eating mac & cheese right now?
hopie is incredibly talented
hopie is the heart
hopie is about 15 to 17 lbs

The first one sounds just like me! Ha.

Here's my real name:

hope is the last to die" multiple sclerosis & me
hope is here~
hope is a tattered flag
hope is gone
hope is in sight
hope is coming
hope is a weapon
hope is a joint venture
hope is a verb
hope is for all the talk to stop
hope is the last to die
hope is the thing with feathers
hope is a benefical possession
hope is temporarily down
hope is a subtle glutton
hope is g8 offering africa?
hope is vital program for training actors
hope is built
hope is a fast finish
hope is a hoax
hope is like a golf ball
hope is letter that never arrived
hope is an official list of host names
hope is built on nothing less
hope is the brand
hope is a weapon for 30 years
hope is a woman
hope is to play
hope is on the way
hope is a breeze across an open field
hope is not the creature of sensation
hope is the harrowing

[Kiwi]

This is about half of the results I got

Funny ones are in red, but most of these are true
BUT NOT the last one!

chanelle is often catching flights
chanelle is cat and small dog friendly
chanelle is a breathtaking dancer and choreographer
chanelle is the bomb
chanelle is a beautiful
chanelle is an outstanding debater as well
chanelle is one of the main reasons jacqueline stays in such great shape
chanelle is up and she's walking over to the knick man
chanelle is generally depicted as an arrow first puncturing
chanelle is a domestic shorthaired tiger kitten with a lot of energy and spunk
chanelle is 24" tall greenware price is $30
chanelle is frantically trying to
chanelle is a very sexy blonde
chanelle is available for outcalls only
chanelle is not like that
chanelle is on my left
chanelle is one of the hardest working girls i have ever been around
chanelle is a horny
chanelle is wierd
chanelle is planning on making a short movie called
chanelle is dead
chanelle is it good enough
chanelle is now apparently
chanelle is driving my doo
chanelle is in eighth grade
chanelle is new to the p&f committee this year and her energy and enthusiasm is boundless
chanelle is a horny ebony teen in a variety of sexy outfits with a wide open pink wet CENSORED waiting for your CENSORED

[Kiwi]

rapscallion is a rascal or scamp

rapscallion is a handful
Rapscallion

hahaha yes, yes you are

Im surprised at how accurate some of the things were, and how totally innapropriate the others were

[Saydrah]

This almost came out poetic. I used my real first name but replaced it with Saydrah for the boards, then rearranged the list a bit.


Saydrah is seven years old
Saydrah is hiding
Saydrah is making all her own decisions
Saydrah is 18 and she can do what she wants to
Saydrah is back with a vengence
Saydrah is simply not permitted to have a boyfriend at this stage
Saydrah is 19 and can decide on her own who to support
Saydrah is attractive for world media since first day
Saydrah is 100 percent aggression
Saydrah is undoubtedly one of the greatest tennis players the world has ever seen
Saydrah is a ball hitting machine
Saydrah is now 23 years old and hasn't yet decided on her direction of life
Saydrah is a silver standard poodle
Saydrah is your mother
Saydrah is right
Saydrah is my mother's mum
Saydrah is matter

[ParkingWitch]

Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about parkingwitch yet.

But with my real name.
is a sadistic witch
is so used to people that don’t think for themselves
is big on the philosophy that people must take full responsibility for the messes they put themselves in
is a goddess
is an odd cat
is dangerous
is not a fan of the camera
is such a bitch it is unnatural

And apparantly real popular as a Pr0n character name.

[flybye023]

This is so funny!

I used my real name (though I've changed the response to my screen name) and this is what came up. I've highlighted the ones that just tickled my funnybone.

flybye is a call girl
flybye is a bright and cheerful woman who loves adventure
flybye is a prickly pear cactus
flybye is now off the oxygen
flybye is a timid little german shepherd
flybye is a very good bird
flybye is a dilute calico cat with white on her underside
flybye is a long haired calico cat
flybye is an 11 year old tortoiseshell
flybye is saved
flybye is hoping very much to win the role
flybye is just about to ask what in the blazes in esta talking about
flybye is a little timid and depends on her brother
flybye is a petite 1 1/2 year
flybye is definitely in my space
flybye is the classic
flybye is the beauty
flybye is very sweet and happy in her new home
flybye is hosted in east
flybye is in his fantasies
flybye is cagey
flybye is increadibly afraid of being alone
flybye is horrified when she stumbles across a dead body in the walk
flybye is one of the patients at 'sea pines'
flybye is from the mccallum line by mort abc 47340 and out of belle abc 52176
flybye is self
flybye is a witch who must be killed
flybye is the flybye
flybye is back in school too
flybye is a young
flybye is suddenly faced with a challenge that can only succeed through a demonstration of unselfish love
flybye is buried in the cemetery of high bridge presbyterian church
flybye is doing great
flybye is the baby of the family
flybye is utd on shots and is negative for any disease
flybye is a charter member of the ashe county ffa chapter
flybye is a fashion editor responsible for a new campaign featuring models posing as characters in horror fiction
flybye is happy again
flybye is our first "child" and what makes her so special are all the "human"

[JLRodgers]

Know what happens if I enter my name (full, first/last/screenname/etc)?

Googlism for: {name I entered}

Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about {name I entered} yet.