Man's Rules

[SG15Z]

http://leeds-faculty.colorado.edu/La.../men_rules.htm

Check these out. They're hilarious, and yet somewhat true.

[Aethian]

*giggles* WHile I don't like that we are given rules but....they are kinda cute and dare I say it...kinda true for lots of women in relationships.

[tropicsgoddess]

Two of these had me :

1. I'm in shape. -ROUND is a shape.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

[Trayol]

Those were great fun to read.

[Kiwi]

if only I could get K to give me a yes or no

I always get a maybe, or probably or I guess so or I think so

never a direct yes, never a direct no.... its like pulling teeth!

[Greenday]

The most important ones I'd suggest women remember:

Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:

Subtle hints do not work

Strong hints do not work

Obvious hints do not work

Just say it!

Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

Those are definitely the most important ones IMO.

[blas]

Such is the reason I have been so happy being single lately....

Here's a good rule. Don't expect Victoria's Secret models if you look like a bad Napoleon Dynamite clone.

[Saydrah]

Such is the reason I have been so happy being single lately....

Here's a good rule. Don't expect Victoria's Secret models if you look like a bad Napoleon Dynamite clone.

Sadly some guys get ONE Victoria's Secret model to go out with them despite their relative lack of appeal and then expect EVERY girl afterward to measure up

There are few things that drive me farther up a wall, faster, than listening to a couple of people of either gender who are maybe a 4 or a 5 criticizing someone of the opposite sex who's an 8 or a 9 for not being a 10.

"Oh, I'd never date him, his eyebrows are slightly bushy," and other nitpicky nonsense.

Grr. Well, people like that deserve to pass up something great and wind up with a shallow jerk in a pretty package.

[blas]

If you saw eyebrows like that of some of my uncle's, you'd understand why......

Think of worse than Eugene Levy and Peter Gallagher.....

Kidding aside, I sincerely agree. My last boyfriend whom I just recently broke up with is no Colin Farrell. Yet since he managed to score some itty bitty framed girls with large breasts and bleach blonde hair and blue eyes, he expects them all to measure up. Kinda sad when a guy tells you "You're the tallest and heaviest girl I've ever dated!" when I'm 5'3 and 120 lbs. Not to mention having my sandy blonde hair and hazel eyes frowned upon...

[Greenday]

Hazel eyes are kick ass. And considering I way over 1.5 times what you weigh, I'd consider you light as a freaking feather.