how would you spend a trillion dollars

[Hon'ya-chan]

That's why you pay off Canada's debt.

Bring back Red Green and the McKenzie Brothers and we'll talk.

[lordlundar]

Lord Lundar, are you in Canadaland? Did you have something to do with it? Was a deathray involved?

*taps foot*

I'm waiting for answers Bub.

Yes, no, I wish.

It's simply better suited for Fratching, that's all.

[MystyGlyttyr]

Well, there's no "Buy WWE" option, so I bought about five movies instead to approximate the cost. (Now I own Rey Mysterio and Matt Hardy. You guys will never see me again.) Then I filled in like, 100 each of all the charitable ones except the polar bear thing. Because I don't like bears.

So, I only spent about 80 billion before I got bored. So I bought an airport and now I'll convert the rest into 100 dollar bills (or the country I hit that day's equivalent) and throw them out of a plane every day over a different part of the world every day. Wheeeee.

[Evil Queen]

Lord Lundar, are you in Canadaland? Did you have something to do with it? Was a deathray involved?

*taps foot*

I'm waiting for answers Bub.

[lordlundar]

Canada has a National Debt? Why?

For a reason I will not mention here.

[Evil Queen]

But the 1 trillion wouldn't be enough.

That's why in my original post it says some.

That's why you pay off Canada's debt.

Canada has a National Debt? Why?

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

Your Own Airport
23 Your Own Airport
$4,822,000,000
Lear Jet
10 Lear Jet
$11,595,000
Hollywood movie
10 Hollywood movie
$150,000,000
Theme Park
3 Theme Park
$3,500,000,000
Casino
2 Casino
$770,000,000
Buy the World a Coke
11 Buy the World a Coke
$6,500,000,000
Super Bowl ad
80 Super Bowl ad
$2,600,000
Jewlery
1099 Jewlery
$8,500,000
Something to wear
Something to wear
$1,200,000,000
Feed a Starving Child
6872 Feed a Starving Child
$2,160
Feed the Poor
5169 Feed the Poor
$1
Protect Tropical Forests
3996 Protect Tropical Forests
$1,500
House a family
1998 House a family
$60,000
Help Disabled Veterans
4002 Help Disabled Veterans
$10,000
Buy a Goat
3097 Buy a Goat
$150
Women's Small Business Kit
1009 Women's Small Business Kit
$40
Adopt a Polar Bear
2997 Adopt a Polar Bear
$100
The Gift of Sight.
2997 The Gift of Sight.
$33
Help Prevent the Next Katrina
Help Prevent the Next Katrina
$14,000,000,000
Levees That Can Do the Job
Levees That Can Do the Job
$40,000,000,000
Get On Board With Mass Transit
2171 Get On Board With Mass Transit
$150,000,000
Cure the Sick, Heal the Injured
3019 Cure the Sick, Heal the Injured
$41,300,000
Porsche 911 Turbo
80 Porsche 911 Turbo
$126,200
Saleen S7
80 Saleen S7
$395,000
Bentley Azure Convertible Mulliner
80 Bentley Azure Convertible Mulliner
$376,485
New York Yankees
New York Yankees
$1,200,000,000
New York Mets
New York Mets
$482,000,000
Washington Redskins
Washington Redskins
$1,100,000,000
New England Patriots
New England Patriots
$861,000,000
Every NFL Franchise
Every NFL Franchise
$8,600,000,000
Honolulu estate
Honolulu estate
$7,999,000
Dracula's Castle
Dracula's Castle
$140,000,000
Mansion in Beverly Hills
6 Mansion in Beverly Hills
$165,000,000
Winery in Napa Valley
10 Winery in Napa Valley
$34,000,000
Air Force One
50 Air Force One
$325,595,000
Yacht
100 Yacht
$100,000,000
Manhattan Townhouse
50 Manhattan Townhouse
$18,000,000
Jackson Pollack painting
6 Jackson Pollack painting
$142,700,000
Picasso painting
50 Picasso painting
$113,400,000
South Pacific Island
80 South Pacific Island
$38,900,000
Oil Company
13 Oil Company
$16,400,000,000
Chewing Gum
Chewing Gum
$23,000,000,000
Bottle of wine
1009 Bottle of wine
$160,000
Race Track
5 Race Track
$340,000,000

Now what am I going to do with 3000 polar bears?

[Shards]

I put all mine into 'helping disabled veterans,' but truth be told, I wouldn't want a trillion dollars to spend. It'd take away the satisfaction of coming home knowing I'd put food on the table for my family if I had a trillion in the bank for use whenever, and I'd get bored retiring.

[powerboy]

They do need more things to choose from.

[Broomjockey]

But the 1 trillion wouldn't be enough.

That's why you pay off Canada's debt.

[lordlundar]

But the 1 trillion wouldn't be enough.

[Evil Queen]

But if you're looking for the fastest way to get rid of it, the US National Debt is the way to go.

[Soulstealer]

This would be easier if they didn't limit the number of kids I could feed to 999. Having to do that several times gets annoying.

The U.S. debt is more than 1 trillion dollars. It would feed a bunch of starving kids for a few years though.

[Evil Queen]

Easy, pay off some of America's National Debt.

[lordlundar]

Bah, too many limitations to be effective.

I'd easily max it out on useful projects like feeding the poor and stimulating their economy.