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  • #1

    This is not how you celebrate Obama's win

    http://www.wptz.com/cnn-news/17898942/detail.html

    BURLINGTON, Vt. -- A Burlington man was so happy at the news that Barack Obama will be the next president that he fired a gun inside his home some 18 times, sending a hail of bullets into neighboring homes, according to the Burlington Police Department.
    I have to wonder how he reloaded:

    **** YEAH! *BANG* *COCKING BOLT* WE GOTS US *BANG* *COCKING BOLT* A NEW PRESIDENT *BANG* *COCKING BOLT* HE'S EVEN *BANG* *COCKING BOLT* BLACK TOO! *click* **** gotta reload...

    30 seconds later

    **** YEAH *BANG* *COCKING BOLT* BLACK PRESIDENT *BANG* *COCKING BOLT*

    Repeat as needed.
    Last edited by Hon'ya-chan; 11-06-2008, 02:29 AM.
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  • #2
    ... you sure he didn't vote for McCain?
    "For the love of all that is holy and 4 things that aren’t but feel pretty good anyway" ~ Gravekeeper

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    • #3
      Quoth Hon'ya-chan View Post



      I have to wonder how he reloaded:
      *POW!* CHANGE! *cock*
      WE CAN *BANG!**cock* (I said Bangkok mheheh)
      BELIEVE! *POW* *cock*
      IN!*POW* Darnit, out of ammo.
      Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

      "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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      • #4
        Idiots like these are the reason why I understand why people in Illinois weren't too keen on having a concealed-carry proposition on the ballot this year. *sigh*
        ~~ Every politician that opens their mouth on birth control only proves that we need more of it. ~~

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        • #5
          Quoth Amethyst Hunter View Post
          Idiots like these are the reason why I understand why people in Illinois weren't too keen on having a concealed-carry proposition on the ballot this year. *sigh*

          Yeah, but according to the article he was inside his house when he fired the gun, so concealed-carry can't really apply.

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          • #6
            Okay, let's back away from gun laws now.
            Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

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            • #7
              I smell a future Darwin award winner.
              Quote Dalesys:
              ... as in "Ifn thet dawg comes at me, Ima gonna shutz ma panz!"

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              • #8
                either that or he really hated his neighbors.

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                • #9
                  i think the model he had was convertabkle with and larger magazine

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