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I borrowed this from http://notalwaysright.com/
(I work as a security officer in an upscale hotel near the big theme parks in Orlando. We had gotten a call from one of the rooms complaining about a break-in and theft.)
Me: “Sir, you called security about a break-in? When were you out?”
Customer: “Yeah! We just got back from [theme park[ and somebody broke in here and took all of our used towels and soaps and stuff! Looks like they went through everythin’!”
Me: “Sir? They took your used towels?”
Customer: “We had a buncha towels in the bathroom and a buncha shampoo and soaps are gone too! See?! These ain’t my towels, I know because we had used ours last night and draped `em over the shower curtain to dry! What kind of establishment are y’all runnin’ here?”
(I look around the bathroom–it looked tidy and neat. Clean towels were hanging on the towel rack, new bottles of courtesy soaps and shampoos were put on the bathroom counter.)
Me: “Sir, were these your towels from home? Was anything else taken?”
Customer: “No! We gotta buncha towels with our room and now they’re gone! Ah know because they were wet! Somebody done been in here snoopin’ through our room!”
Me: “Sir… I believe that was housekeeping. They come in, clean up the room, see if you need any fresh towels and give you new–”
(The man begins shouting.)
Customer: “DON’T YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT! SOMEBODY HAS BEEN IN MY ROOM!”
Me: “Its called ‘Housekeeping.’ They come in and replace any toiletries you use during–”
Customer: “Well I ain’t need no toilet treats! They coulda stole all my stuff!”
Me: “… sir, it was our maids. They come in and clean for you. There is a complimentary safe in your closet. You can lock up anything you don’t want out when our staff–”
Customer: “TELL THEM I DON’T WANT ANYONE IN MY ROOM AND GOIN’ THROUGH ALL MY STUFF! If they do it again, I’m calling the police and having all y’all arrested!”
Me: “Alright, sir…”
(The customer and his family stayed a whole week in the hotel. Evidently he used the same 4 towels the whole time and split a 1 oz bottle of shampoo for 4 people over 6 days.)
hi-larious!!!
(I work as a security officer in an upscale hotel near the big theme parks in Orlando. We had gotten a call from one of the rooms complaining about a break-in and theft.)
Me: “Sir, you called security about a break-in? When were you out?”
Customer: “Yeah! We just got back from [theme park[ and somebody broke in here and took all of our used towels and soaps and stuff! Looks like they went through everythin’!”
Me: “Sir? They took your used towels?”
Customer: “We had a buncha towels in the bathroom and a buncha shampoo and soaps are gone too! See?! These ain’t my towels, I know because we had used ours last night and draped `em over the shower curtain to dry! What kind of establishment are y’all runnin’ here?”
(I look around the bathroom–it looked tidy and neat. Clean towels were hanging on the towel rack, new bottles of courtesy soaps and shampoos were put on the bathroom counter.)
Me: “Sir, were these your towels from home? Was anything else taken?”
Customer: “No! We gotta buncha towels with our room and now they’re gone! Ah know because they were wet! Somebody done been in here snoopin’ through our room!”
Me: “Sir… I believe that was housekeeping. They come in, clean up the room, see if you need any fresh towels and give you new–”
(The man begins shouting.)
Customer: “DON’T YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT! SOMEBODY HAS BEEN IN MY ROOM!”
Me: “Its called ‘Housekeeping.’ They come in and replace any toiletries you use during–”
Customer: “Well I ain’t need no toilet treats! They coulda stole all my stuff!”
Me: “… sir, it was our maids. They come in and clean for you. There is a complimentary safe in your closet. You can lock up anything you don’t want out when our staff–”
Customer: “TELL THEM I DON’T WANT ANYONE IN MY ROOM AND GOIN’ THROUGH ALL MY STUFF! If they do it again, I’m calling the police and having all y’all arrested!”
Me: “Alright, sir…”
(The customer and his family stayed a whole week in the hotel. Evidently he used the same 4 towels the whole time and split a 1 oz bottle of shampoo for 4 people over 6 days.)
hi-larious!!!
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