You too can smell like a Whopper

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Introducing Flame, the new body spray of seduction from Burger King, with a hint of flame-broiled meat.

I now need to go claw my eyes out after seeing the King posed seductively with the bottle covering up his privates.

[MystyGlyttyr]

Well that's just horrible.

[Evil Queen]

And yet you know people are going to buy this shit.

[iradney]

Oh god the CHEESY PORN MUSIC!!!!
And does anyone else find it weird that apparently the King shaves his legs???

[dendawg]

So, if you put this fragrance on, you'll be wet and soggy after 15 minutes?

[Amina516]

I am..

oddly

arroused..














(kidding...maybe)

[fireheart]

*hands Irv a bottle of and cookies along with *

And iradney, is the cheesy porn music....Bow chicka wow wow....:P

[ShadedWings]

*huddles under a blanket, laughing her arse off*

Holy cats, that's funny. I love all the little King scenes, it made me laugh the hardest.

And is it just me or was the strawberry scene a bit.. *cough*.. perverse? *hides*

[Rapscallion]

Mmmm - viral marketing.

Rapscallion

[One-Fang]

Oh ye gods yes, that is without question the sexiest strawberry I have seen. Dig it.

[mattm04]

Well that is one of the most disturbing things I have heard of in a while.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Just saw a segment on Headline News that showed the commercial a short time ago.

Too damn funny for words . . . but I doubt the smell of hamburger and grease will cover up Funkass.

Of course, flip side of that could be that might be a good way to get kittens to use a litter box by spraying Flame in the litter.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I saw a segment about this body spray on the Today show, with Kathie Lee Gifford, of all people.

This sounds disturbingly like something Numbnuts might wear, and if he does I'm turning the fire hose on him.

[ShinyGreenApple]

And is it just me or was the strawberry scene a bit.. *cough*.. perverse? *hides*

It's not just you. I think that's about the porniest you can get without actually using anything porn . . . ish. I'll admit that there is something horrifying about this ad, but it's hilarious all the same.

But who would want to smell like a whopper? Not that they don't smell delicious, but . . . no.

[mattm04]

Did anyone notice the page title:

Body spray of seduction, with a hint of flame-broiled meat

Mmmmmm who want's to walk around smelling like a hamburger.