First there was My Immortal

[McGoddess09]

I know I'm gonna regret this later, but curiosoty is getting to me...

Irv, could you post a link to My Immortal?

I need a good laugh.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Before I do that, McGoddess, you must promise not to hold me responsible for what happens after you lay eyes on My Immortal.

At least this story is short. My Immortal is ten times as long. It WILL brain your damage, guaranteed.

[SengaKitty]

Irv... you WILL die for this.... Oh god, part of me just died. -whimpers and goes off to spread the brain death-

[McGoddess09]

Before I do that, McGoddess, you must promise not to hold me responsible for what happens after you lay eyes on My Immortal..

I swear. You will be released from all blame and will not be held responsible for any eye gouging,screaming, and trauma that it may put me through.

Damn my curiosity!!

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Seriously, you don't want to.






























I'm serious.
























You WILL regret this.

















Oh well, don't say I didn't warn you.

[McGoddess09]

I know, but the little kitty inside of my head is pawing at the door.

I need a laugh now more than ever.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

The spelling and grammar are actually decent for the first 16 chapters or so, then the alphabet gets jammed right down the garbage disposal.

[McGoddess09]

I see that so far. It's so stupid. It's making me laugh really hard.

My mom now thinks I'm insane.

[fireheart]

Holy freaking hell. That is just.....gahhhhhhhhhh

[Mike Taylor]

Oh my God! Someone please stab me in the face! Kill me now!

[McGoddess09]

WW. I can't believe I read that thing.

I hate my curiosity kitty in my head.

Damnit.

[XCashier]

WW. I can't believe I read that thing.

I hate my curiosity kitty in my head.

Damnit.

I like your new kitty avatar!

My Immortal is to fanfic what Manos: The Hands of Fate is to movies. Think of it as an initiation hazing ritual, a "what not to do" example.

[Mike Taylor]

It reminds me of this: My Hate of d02 Know No Limit.

[PepperElf]

Would you be a dear and actually slit your wrists with an eraser?

That's one of the reviews for the story.

I'm soooo going to hell cos i can't stop giggling. i'm serious... im even posting the link and that comment over on the online game i'm playing... i'm shaking with giggles (and ok i't s little cold here too)

... so wait does that mean luc’ifer will be waiting for me?




maybe i'll be a dear and post my own fanfiction story here... it will ... well it's not normal but... at least it uses punctuation.

[Lace Neil Singer]

Honestly, if the grammar/spelling were cleaned up in this fic and My Immortal, the fics would be bland and not really that shocking. If you wanted to see a truly eye gouging terrorfic, I could always link you to Celebrian.