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  • #1

    Island Paradise Job!

    Can you swim? Do you love to blog? Care to make 105,000 dollars?
    All this can be yours!

    Here is the article!
    http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20090113...20090113032028

    God damn I wish I could swim -_-. Paradise....
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  • #2
    If I didn't have such a ravenous hatred of the ocean, I'd apply.

    Fuck jellyfish...right in the ear...
    "Maybe the problem just went away...maybe it was the magical sniper fairy that comes and gives silenced hollow point rounds to people who don't eat their vegetables."

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    • #3
      I saw this on CNN and it was posted under "news bizzare" at the chron.com (Houston's local major newspaper). I wonder if they'll take Americans?

      I need a passport though...

      Quoth MystyGlyttyr View Post
      Fuck jellyfish...right in the ear...
      Have you been talking to my ex- roommate J? I used to tell his fennic fox to fuck himself in the ear.
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      • #4
        According to the article, it's an international offer - they'll consider anyone who speaks English fluently.

        But because you'd be a live-in advertisement tool, you also have to be "media-friendly" and have "entertainment value" on camera, and be ready to write a weekly blog about it. Which rules me out.

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        • #5
          What rules me out is this: no video making device

          Yep.... you heard that right: I have no device capable of making videos at my house (other than my digital cameras... but uh, that's not entirely a useful thing overall as it's not "video" friendly as much).

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          • #6
            Get a basic Logitech webcam. That'll do the trick, with good enough lighting.

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            • #7
              OMG!!!! Me! ME!

              Who says I cant abandon my kids, husband, dog, bills, job, school and other responsibilities for 6 months?! Thats normal right?


              Kidding....unfortunately. LOL

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              • #8
                Quoth MystyGlyttyr View Post
                Fuck jellyfish...right in the ear...
                omg Mysty you always kill me

                thank you I needed a laugh today
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                • #9
                  I really, really, really hate jellyfish. I mean I HATE jellyfish. I mean if I could make 128 point font in flashing blood red letters scrolling across the screen with nothing but the word hate, I would. I'd hunt them down just to kill them but I hate them so much that I don't even want the contact with them necessary to do that.

                  So, yeah, any job around the ocean or anywhere there's a remote possibility of those things showing up is basically a no from me.
                  "Maybe the problem just went away...maybe it was the magical sniper fairy that comes and gives silenced hollow point rounds to people who don't eat their vegetables."

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                  • #10
                    Quoth MystyGlyttyr View Post
                    I really, really, really hate jellyfish. I mean I HATE jellyfish. I mean if I could make 128 point font in flashing blood red letters scrolling across the screen with nothing but the word hate, I would. I'd hunt them down just to kill them but I hate them so much that I don't even want the contact with them necessary to do that.

                    So, yeah, any job around the ocean or anywhere there's a remote possibility of those things showing up is basically a no from me.
                    SO, you and jellyfish = ....?? I still dont quite understand what youre saying...


                    Ive never seen anyone with such an intense hatred of jellyfish!! LMAO.

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                    • #11
                      Oh, that is sooooo tempting. Wish the camera loved me more. Maybe I could get my hubby to apply...
                      I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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                      • #12
                        That does sound like it would be fun. Too bad the camera takes one look at me and runs away screaming in terror.
                        Question authority, but raise your hand first. -Alan M. Bershowitz

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