If you're going to attempt robbery...

[crazylegs]

... Don't tell the victim your name.

Boy genius decides that he is a badass and that his name should make you quake in your boots, until he meets someone who doesn't know who he is. Robber then follows him for 15 mins telling the victim exactly who he is...

[Rapscallion]

Defence barrister Stan Reiz said Medley had now reached a turning point in his life and wanted to leave the Gloucester area for Reading – news which, he said, would be welcomed by many.

Apart from by those people in Reading.

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