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  • the hotel guide for SCs... as seen on best of craigslist

    So, this hotel clerk is my new hero... I might just have to go straight for her

    To All The People Who Rent Hotel Rooms..
    If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

  • #2
    I've done #1 before but it was with my GF. We were both over 21 and still living with the parents. (But we didn't leave anything in the bath tub nor did we say anything to anyone working there).
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    ... as in "Ifn thet dawg comes at me, Ima gonna shutz ma panz!"

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    • #3
      Pillows are NOT COMPLIMENTARY
      bleh. personally i hate hotel pillows... too flat for my tastes. last time i was in a hotel i had to put my rucksack underneath the pillow before i could sleep. (yeah i like my pillows high and so firm you could break rocks with them lol)


      but wtf, bathtub meth? um... yeah. i guess they wanted to add some shampoo to the meth huh? get you high and wash your hair at the same time i guess. heh.

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      • #4
        What's wrong with Old Spice?
        I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.

        Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.

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        • #5
          Quoth Bella_Vixen View Post
          What's wrong with Old Spice?
          I was wondering the same thing...
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          • #6
            Most (in my experience) men who use Old Spice tend to drown themselves in it. So instead of a light scent that enhances the person's attractiveness, it just makes one cough uncontrollably.

            Then again, I could say the same about a few scents that women use, as well.

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            • #7
              Quoth KiaKat View Post
              Most (in my experience) men who use Old Spice tend to drown themselves in it. So instead of a light scent that enhances the person's attractiveness, it just makes one cough uncontrollably.

              Then again, I could say the same about a few scents that women use, as well.
              Anybody drowned in anything gives me an insta-sinus headache of DOOM.

              But the scent of it in general...like the Old Spice deodorants and aftershave is kind of pleasant when used properly.
              I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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              • #8
                Old Spice... *drools*

                ...am I weird if I say it reminds me of my Dad and when we used to go to Church? Yet it's a weird turn on?

                I wonder if this woman would accept a job offer from a stranger opening up her own hotel?
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                • #9
                  Quoth draggar View Post
                  I've done #1 before but it was with my GF. We were both over 21 and still living with the parents. (But we didn't leave anything in the bath tub nor did we say anything to anyone working there).
                  Same thing here. We were both living with our parents.
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                  • #10
                    Quoth PepperElf View Post
                    bleh. personally i hate hotel pillows... too flat for my tastes. last time i was in a hotel i had to put my rucksack underneath the pillow before i could sleep. (yeah i like my pillows high and so firm you could break rocks with them lol)

                    there was a hotel in Anaheim that had really nice pillows perfect for side sleepers i wanted to steal one but was good. i just took my half used soap

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