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  • LOL, what did I walk into?

    Wikipedia page for Mountain Dew. For a moment there I thought I wandered into Encyclopedia Drammatica.



    Warnings: NSFW and offensive terms for black people and homosexuals used.
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

  • #2
    Sigh, I've reversed it
    Otaku

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    • #3
      (Health Canada prohibits caffeine in non-cola soft drinks,[6] and Australia has a similar law[citation needed]).*


      Wait. What?

      And the bit about poor sales in England. What do the sugar/caffeine junkies there drink to make sales so poor?







      *http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_Dew

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      • #4
        Quoth sms001 View Post
        (Health Canada prohibits caffeine in non-cola soft drinks,[6] and Australia has a similar law[citation needed]).*


        Wait. What?
        It's true. The Dew here in Canada is actually Caffine Free because of this law.
        I AM the evil bastard!
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        • #5
          Quoth prb View Post
          Sigh, I've reversed it
          Aw, ya hoser. I can't believe you did that!
          Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

          http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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          • #6
            The inappropriate version is still viewable at

            http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?...ldid=270336104
            Otaku

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            • #7
              Quoth prb View Post
              The inappropriate version is still viewable at

              http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?...ldid=270336104
              Woohoo! Thanks!

              *reads*

              Dang. Nothing like being subtle about your vandalism, is there?
              Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

              http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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              • #8
                Quoth Broomjockey View Post
                Dang. Nothing like being subtle about your vandalism, is there?
                Yeah, concentrated orange juice is just a horrible term!
                Quote Dalesys:
                ... as in "Ifn thet dawg comes at me, Ima gonna shutz ma panz!"

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                • #9
                  Quoth lordlundar View Post
                  It's true. The Dew here in Canada is actually Caffine Free because of this law.
                  You all have my pity, seriously. 90% of the reason anyone in my area drinks the stuff IS due to the caffine!

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                  • #10
                    I never understood how anyone in their right mind could enjoy Mountain Dew. It tastes like flat piss.

                    Not that I know how flat piss tastes, but...

                    Drink Dr. Pepper.
                    The New Orleans Saints are your 2009 NFL champions.

                    Believe dat.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Cats View Post
                      You all have my pity, seriously. 90% of the reason anyone in my area drinks the stuff IS due to the caffine!
                      That would be why they're going to discontinue it in Australia again soon.

                      I don't know if it's the law about the caffiene content, but Mt Dew here is caffeine free. They tried to re-launch it a few months ago, already my store has stopped ordering more.

                      Our biggest selling caffeine product right now is a 10ml energy drink shot, which is actually no stronger than energy drinks that come in 500ml cans. Where the 500ml cans say "usage 1 can maximum daily", the shot says "usage 500ml maximum daily" (which is 50 shots).
                      Last edited by edible_hat; 02-15-2009, 12:09 AM.

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                      • #12
                        Well, here in Canada caffeine is legally a controlled substance, only authorized for use in coffee, tea, cola soft drinks and energy drinks after substantial tests.
                        Last edited by lordlundar; 02-15-2009, 04:46 PM.
                        I AM the evil bastard!
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                        • #13
                          Quoth derangedperson View Post
                          how anyone in their right mind could enjoy Mountain Dew. It tastes like flat piss.

                          Not that I know how flat piss tastes, but...
                          Which brings up the disturbing but intriguing mental imagery of the alternative - effervescent piss.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth derangedperson View Post
                            Drink Dr. Pepper.
                            Which tastes like sugar.

                            Thank you, but no.
                            Now a member of that alien race called Management.

                            Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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                            • #15
                              Caffinated mountain Dew gives me wicked headaches. None of the other caffinated soft drinks do that, it's weird (well unless you count getting a migraine from a 1 litre of dr.pepper)

                              Also, I love the maturity level in the vandalized one. *shakes head* Some people's children.
                              “Bad taste creates many more millionaires than good taste.”

                              -Charles Bukowski

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