LOL, what did I walk into?

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Wikipedia page for Mountain Dew. For a moment there I thought I wandered into Encyclopedia Drammatica.



Warnings: NSFW and offensive terms for black people and homosexuals used.

[prb]

Sigh, I've reversed it

[sms001]

(Health Canada prohibits caffeine in non-cola soft drinks,[6] and Australia has a similar law[citation needed]).*


Wait. What?

And the bit about poor sales in England. What do the sugar/caffeine junkies there drink to make sales so poor?







*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_Dew

[lordlundar]

(Health Canada prohibits caffeine in non-cola soft drinks,[6] and Australia has a similar law[citation needed]).*


Wait. What?

It's true. The Dew here in Canada is actually Caffine Free because of this law.

[Broomjockey]

Sigh, I've reversed it

Aw, ya hoser. I can't believe you did that!

[prb]

The inappropriate version is still viewable at

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?...ldid=270336104

[Broomjockey]

The inappropriate version is still viewable at

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?...ldid=270336104

Woohoo! Thanks!

*reads*

Dang. Nothing like being subtle about your vandalism, is there?

[draggar]

Dang. Nothing like being subtle about your vandalism, is there?

Yeah, concentrated orange juice is just a horrible term!

[Cats]

It's true. The Dew here in Canada is actually Caffine Free because of this law.

You all have my pity, seriously. 90% of the reason anyone in my area drinks the stuff IS due to the caffine!

[derangedperson]

I never understood how anyone in their right mind could enjoy Mountain Dew. It tastes like flat piss.

Not that I know how flat piss tastes, but...

Drink Dr. Pepper.

[edible_hat]

You all have my pity, seriously. 90% of the reason anyone in my area drinks the stuff IS due to the caffine!

That would be why they're going to discontinue it in Australia again soon.

I don't know if it's the law about the caffiene content, but Mt Dew here is caffeine free. They tried to re-launch it a few months ago, already my store has stopped ordering more.

Our biggest selling caffeine product right now is a 10ml energy drink shot, which is actually no stronger than energy drinks that come in 500ml cans. Where the 500ml cans say "usage 1 can maximum daily", the shot says "usage 500ml maximum daily" (which is 50 shots).

[lordlundar]

Well, here in Canada caffeine is legally a controlled substance, only authorized for use in coffee, tea, cola soft drinks and energy drinks after substantial tests.

[sms001]

how anyone in their right mind could enjoy Mountain Dew. It tastes like flat piss.

Not that I know how flat piss tastes, but...

Which brings up the disturbing but intriguing mental imagery of the alternative - effervescent piss.

[RetailWorkhorse]

Drink Dr. Pepper.

Which tastes like sugar.

Thank you, but no.

[Muses_nightmare]

Caffinated mountain Dew gives me wicked headaches. None of the other caffinated soft drinks do that, it's weird (well unless you count getting a migraine from a 1 litre of dr.pepper)

Also, I love the maturity level in the vandalized one. *shakes head* Some people's children.