This Is Why You're Fat

[the_std]

A compendium of disgusting, greasy, calorie-filled food creations.

I think I gained ten pounds just from surfing this website.

[ParkingWitch]

Good Grief

I eat like a carnivore but most of those would be a weeks worth even for me.

[blas]

I don't think I can even eat that much in a week. Chocolate covered bacon? For real? Ish.

I blame this website for my Kim Kardashian butt......because if people would just quit posting for two minutes, I'd be able to get up and go work out and take a shower...

And it doesn't help that nothing goes better with browsing CS than supper or snacks!

[Buglady]

Oh my God.

I must now find and eat a deep fried cupcake. With sprinkles And then some deep fried Oreos!!

(I bet they'll have those at Stampede this year. If not, I'm sure I can bring my own cupcake and persuade someone to deep-fry it for me anyway...)

The masses o' meat... not today, so much, but talk to me after a half century bike ride and I may be interested...

(Yes, as a matter of fact, I will eat damn nearly anything. Just not every day!).

[BarbieGirl]

Most of that just looks like somebody had too much fun at the buffet and then puked it all back on their plate. That or it is something from the deep dark recesses of the ocean (chicken in a duck in a turkey all wrapped in bacon)

[the_std]

I'll admit that I'd like to try the chocolate-covered bacon, or the Krispy Kreme bacon cheeseburger on a donut thing... Only if I can work out for six hours afterwards. :P

[Buglady]

On the second page, there's poutine with bacon on top. I am now drooling like Homer bloody Simpson.

If you have never encountered the pure awesomeness of poutine, this should enlighten you:

http://www.montrealpoutine.com/

Fries, thick cut of course and with the peel on, served with gravy and cheese curds on top. A Quebec specialty that's gone national. SO. YUMMY. (Guess that means we Canadians can't really go pointing fingers at anyone else in the "disgustingly fattening and unhealthy - yet amazingly delicious - food" category...)

By the way, the reason I have posted twice in this thread is that I had a midterm exam today and really couldn't eat because of nerves. By the time I got home from work I was *starving*. I've now eaten but I'm still in that starving mood!

[smileyeagle1021]

Giant Breakfast Burritoe

Smiley wants

[Dreamstalker]

That or it is something from the deep dark recesses of the ocean (chicken in a duck in a turkey all wrapped in bacon)

Please tell me someone did not defile a Turducken this way ETA: Ye flipping gods, they DID. My dad will be horrified.

The "12 bird love roast" does look interesting...

"McNuggetini" is hilarious....I sense another stupid McD's ad centering around that one. "Mega Double Stuf Oreo" is either disgusting or win, I'm not sure which.

[ShinyGreenApple]

I can feel my arteries clogging just from looking at the pictures *blurgh*

Although I have to admit that the mega double stuff oreo made me LOL.

[CaroPhoenix]

I can't see the pictures!

I want to see what everyone else is talking about.

*le sigh*

Might have to try later. Hafta go out! Bye!

[Princess-Snake]

How the hell do you fry Coca-Cola? These foods are making me sick...

[Dreamstalker]

Yeah, the Oreo took talent.

[lordlundar]

(chicken in a duck in a turkey all wrapped in bacon)

Why on earth would someone wrap a turducken in bacon? The duck has enough fat to juice the entire thing (tastes better too)

[Buglady]

How the hell do you fry Coca-Cola? These foods are making me sick...

I believe it's frozen, covered in batter, then fried. The batter would then contain the liquid long enough for it to be eaten.

Aaaand I would just like to mention it is THIS THREAD's FAULT that I am currently rummaging for enough change to buy myself some Poutine for lunch!

(I have 2-1/2 hours of fitness classes this afternoon, I need the fuel )