NotAlwaysRight Stories

[PepperElf]

There is a cow in the library.


although it does make me wonder if he predetermined who was going to get what grades.

[PepperElf]

heh. kinda like how one of my teachers ... we had to do an assignment where we wrote stories and she'd "know" if we took them from the internet.

she apparently didn't try very hard because, if she did, then she'd realize I'd kinda "lifted" mine too - well from my own blog. so it wasn't plagiarism but still... i guess she never bothered really looking either. heh.

[wolfie]

Digging through archives. Has anyone encountered an EW of this caliber? On second thought, don't answer - would be tempting fate to bring one around.

This person should bring their (former) boss' e-mail replies to their doctor. Don't know about Australia, but in Canada it's a crime to practice medicine without a license, and it looks like the boss' actions fall into that category.

[PepperElf]

ROFL
http://notalwayslearning.com/reading...-into-it/31168

This one reminds me of Gwendolyn Brooks and her poem "We Real Cool". I'm sure there are those of us here who've seen teachers INSIST on reading it as written, putting breaks after the word "we" instead of of after the period.

You don't have to read it like that; the author didn't. She came to one of my colleges once and read some of her poetry - and I distinctly remembered how she read it. When asked about it, she said you *can* read it the other way (the way teachers insist), but you don't have to.

[PepperElf]

http://notalwaysworking.com/no-need-to-get-crabby/30370
Tasteless? Yes... but oh so funny.

http://notalwaysright.com/hey-mr-dj-...ecord-on/30023
and this one reads like one of the stories here. ... actually it should be one of the stories here, just so we could nominate it for war stories.

[Cookie]

A CS.com comic strip on Not Always Right under "Extras"!

http://notalwaysright.com/jungle-time/27705

[Jay 2K Winger]

http://notalwaysright.com/hey-mr-dj-...ecord-on/30023

Nice little serving of PWNADE(TM) at the end by the DJ, too.

[PepperElf]

http://notalwaysright.com/hey-mr-dj-...ecord-on/30023

Nice little serving of PWNADE(TM) at the end by the DJ, too.

ya that's the one i wished was here so we could vote it for war stories cos that's epic pwnage.

This one is pretty cool too for pwnage - http://notalwaysright.com/developing-arrest/30025
I'm not sure what's funnier... That the supervisor arranged to have the underage wannabe-drinkers handled by the cops, or that the girls had the audacity to ask for the borrowed IDs back - in front of the cops.

[PepperElf]

http://notalwaysright.com/good-peopl...-a-dozen/30052
Wow. I'd say that was a pretty nice exchange there.

[EricKei]

http://notalwaysright.com/its-about-...-in-here/30050

The race card has been trumped.

[PepperElf]

Heh yeah that was a funny one!


oh and this one could ALMOST be one of vacation_rentals_suck's customers. Almost though cos of the ending.
http://notalwaysright.com/suite-deal-turns-sour/30062

[PepperElf]

http://notalwaysright.com/why-nurses...d-part-4/30074
sweet... and I'm sure that also made a great impression for his first date too.

[PepperElf]

http://notalwayslearning.com/my-teac...se-crack/31426
Although they both taste like nuts...

[sms001]

Although they both taste like nuts...

Grooooooooaaaaaannnnnnnnn......

Quick witted teacher though.

[catcul]

As Jay 2K Winger might say, this tutor got run over by a PWNZER brigade. That's what you get for being a bigot.

From Notalwayslearning.com.