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Clone this boss. NOW.
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WTF? Customer complains that they only have bottles (bigger serving than a can), that his sandwich was too full (what does he want? one slice of meat?), and that his daughter's milkshake is too cold (better to start out too cold, so it will warm up during the meal, rather than start out already melted). I'd like to have his problems.Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.Comment
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"I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."Comment
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PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!Comment
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This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.Comment
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"For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
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Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - meComment
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I don't know her name, but I hereby dub her Major Pwnage.PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!Comment
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http://notalwaysright.com/mommy-money/37489
I hope, for both the kid's sake and the parent's, that mommy didn't cave in to the kid. Parents who are together work best when they aren't being played against each other.Low lie the Fields of Athenry/ Where once we watched the small free birds fly/ Our love was on the wing/ we had dreams and songs to sing/ It's so lonely around the Fields of AthenryComment
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This teacher is further proof that everything sounds meaner and harsher in German.
Not that it was a bad thing in this case!PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!Comment
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PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!Comment
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This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.Comment
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This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.Comment
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Wants the Number of the Devil
Creep tries to flirt with a convenience store clerk, and uses the "did it hurt when you fell from heaven" pick-up line.
Clerk responds with a clever retort.PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!Comment
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With the proliferation of cellphones and cellular hotspots (even a non-voice device needs a phone number), the phone companies in North America are running out of area codes. It's been a long time since they ran out of "traditional" ones (with a 0 or 1 as the middle digit). I wonder what would happen when they wind up having to use the "666" area code - especially if the place that needs a new code due to running out of numbers is in the "bible belt".
Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.Comment
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I hope it doesn't happen in Kansas. Just give Phelps' crew (the "God hates f---" idiots) more fuel.Last edited by EricKei; 10-05-2014, 12:33 AM.Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you speak with the Fraud department. -- CrazedClerkthe2nd
OW! Rolled my eyes too hard, saw my brain. -- Seanette
she seems to top me in crazy, and I'm enough crazy for my family. -- Cooper
Yes, I am evil. What's your point? -- JesterComment
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