How to get up, eat breakfast and get ready for work in 5 minutes

[Hon'ya-chan]

Japanese Comedian Tomonori Jinnai shows us how to get up, eat breakfast, and get ready for work in just five minutes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qin4UptOEsI

Includes "tips" on how to put on pants, jacket, and ties on very fast. And remove your Pajamas in a flash.

[SG15Z]

I've gotta try the pants thing sometime.

[Hon'ya-chan]

I've gotta try the pants thing sometime.

Post vids of your attempt.

[Kiwi]

that was awesome

im actually gonna use the egg in tin foil thing in the future!

[Bandit]

I once did 20 mins from sound asleep through a shower and a full suit and into work back in the days when I was doing two jobs and mis-booked a meeting. DOH!

Only saving grace was I was a mile away from work at the time.

Last time I made that mistake.

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[Buglady]

LOL, I can usually do it in about ten minutes . I don't do anything weird as far as clothing goes though... I'm not that coordinated when I first wake up!

Instant coffee and eat breakfast on the bus, by the way. Much easier.

[SG15Z]

Post vids of your attempt.

I will!

[Kiwi]

I tried the egg thing today it turned out PERFECT I will be doing all of my eggs like that from now on

I found a container that was roughly the size of my toast, moulded the tin foil it over the back then gave it a quick spray of oil and cracked the egg in. I put both in my toaster oven on medium for 10 minutes and when it dinged I came back. Egg perfecltly formed to the size of the bread, bread toasted. Ate it with gusto!

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

I tried the egg thing today it turned out PERFECT I will be doing all of my eggs like that from now on

I found a container that was roughly the size of my toast, moulded the tin foil it over the back then gave it a quick spray of oil and cracked the egg in. I put both in my toaster oven on medium for 10 minutes and when it dinged I came back. Egg perfecltly formed to the size of the bread, bread toasted. Ate it with gusto!

I'd love to try that, but I don't have a toaster oven.

I have to scramble my eggs the old fashioned way.

[ArcticChicken]

I was really impressed by the tie. I also wish I spoke Japanese.

[iradney]

yesterday morning, I overslept. I got up, got dressed, washed my face, put makeup on, assembled my lunch box and fed the dog all within 13 minutes.

[RootedPhoenix]

That video was awesome. I'll have to try the egg in the tin foil trick.

[smileyeagle1021]

I was really impressed by the tie. .

yeah... to hell with the rest of the clip... I'm going to be spending the dead time at work tonight trying to master that tie trick

[Javarod]

I'd love to try that, but I don't have a toaster oven.

I have to scramble my eggs the old fashioned way.

Chuckles, "Microwave them, and no, i'm not joking, i used to do this and get them perfect. Taught it to a guy at work, his kids loved it because this meant that not only could they have eggs for breakfast on school days, they could make them themselves. I used to be known at one job for an uncanny ability to cook anything in a microwave perfectly, some of the guys would bring in food i'd never heard of and ask me how to heat it. Never got it wrong."

[Bliss]

I can do this. The problem is I can be ready in 5 minutes, but it takes me about 35 minutes from fully asleep to "I'm awake?", I've been thinking about modding my alarm clock to wake me up with electric shocks...