Stupid Warning Label Article

[daleduke17]

http://pantagraph.com/articles/2009/...c475447475.txt

Some of the warnings are just plain stupid.

But, if it's there, someone did it or bitched about it.

[Lace Neil Singer]

Best label I ever saw was on a dog blanket.

Washable Dog Blanket - Caution, Remove Dog First

Someone tried that? O.o I weep for humanity.

[crazylegs]

Heh, police issue CS gas has the Irritant logo on it.

[Nurian]

• Not to be used as protection from a tornado (On a blanket from Taiwan)

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAAAA! HAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAAA!!!!

Hehehe...

*reads it again*

HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[Cat]

Off the Road Comode?? lol

[Eireann]

My favorite is still the warning on a curling iron:

Warning: Do not insert into any bodily orifice.

[SG15Z]

• Not to be used as protection from a tornado (On a blanket from Taiwan)

bwuahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha haha!!!!

*breathes*

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!

[DGoddessChardonnay]

My favorite is still the warning on a curling iron:

Warning: Do not insert into any bodily orifice.

That's always been one of my favorites, too.

I shudder to think that some moron would have been dumb enough to use a heated curling iron up their caboose.

[Lace Neil Singer]

I saw this in a book:

"Not to be used for the other use"

Can't remember what it was for, but the mind boggles. O.o

[crazylegs]

That's always been one of my favorites, too.

I shudder to think that some moron would have been dumb enough to use a heated curling iron up their caboose.

When people pour concrete into it nothing suprises me any more.

[Lace Neil Singer]

On a blow torch (a friend told me about this one):

Do not use to dry hair

[DGoddessChardonnay]

On a blow torch (a friend told me about this one):

Do not use to dry hair

Heh. I wrote a fanfic short that really should have had the following warning for a flamethrower:

Do not use for Indoor BBQing.

[LibraryLady]

I love the one in the guests' manual on a cruise ship.

"Passengers are informed that it is forbidden to crab or fish from open decks".

That one sounds reasonable until you realize that the lowest open deck available to passengers is at least 70 ft above the water.