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  • 18 more of the world's most disturbing sex toys

    Note: THIS IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!!

    http://www.cracked.com/article_17372...-sex-toys.html

    Just that. O_o People actually buy this stuff?
    Last edited by Lace Neil Singer; 06-12-2009, 09:09 PM.
    People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
    My DeviantArt.

  • #2
    I'm thinking product #8 is for people who bought product #9.

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    • #3
      There are no words. None.
      I have a...thing. Wanna see it?

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      • #4
        Holy shit....that was disturbing in 20 different ways....
        I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
        Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
        Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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        • #5
          #16 alone is worthy.

          The rest, there is not enough available.

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          • #6
            Number 9 brings new meaning to the phrase "I've got gas"
            I wasnt put on this earth to make you feel like a man ~ Mary Bertone

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            • #7


              Why must you inflict this on us Lace?!
              The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

              Now queen of USSR-Land...

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              • #8
                *uncontrollable giggling fit*

                I think I just snapped....
                http://www.deezer.com/#music/album/100130
                Melody Gardot

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                • #9
                  Whenever I see this sort of topic come up I always start imagining the business side of the industry. That first phone call to a patent attorney. The sales pitch at Acme Rubber Goods. Explaining to the new neighbors what line of work you're in....

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                  • #10
                    #17 actually has a predecessor.

                    Part of me wasn't surprised by #6 at all
                    Last edited by Dreamstalker; 06-13-2009, 02:44 PM.
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                    • #11
                      well...


                      18: i am not very shocked. I've heard of people using a sawzall motor too, just cranked down...


                      16: dang. i never saw the kinky machines in japan, except one capsule-machine that spat out xrated smurf-sized plastic girls. most of the machines i saw gave out soda, tea, coffee, and other sugar drinks, tho i did see one that spat out cigarette packs


                      11: now this one... this one actually has some practical uses. Like when you're the kind of person who *refuses* to pull over for rest stops on road trips.


                      i'm just shocked that Hello Kitty didn't make the list.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth fireheart17 View Post


                        Why must you inflict this on us Lace?!
                        For kicks?
                        People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
                        My DeviantArt.

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                        • #13
                          I've heard of people using an electric toothbrush....I've actually seen catalog ads for a vibrator that for all intents and purposes looks just like one.
                          "I am quite confident that I do exist."
                          "Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor

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                          • #14
                            Quoth tropicsgoddess View Post
                            Holy shit....that was disturbing in 20 different ways....
                            Only 20????

                            Even as much as I've browsed the Internet looking at different toys, those were just too twisted for color tv.

                            I think by comparison I'd prefer the Hello Kitty vibrator . . .
                            Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Dreamstalker View Post
                              I've heard of people using an electric toothbrush....I've actually seen catalog ads for a vibrator that for all intents and purposes looks just like one.
                              i've heard of that too, some tv show even used it as a plot.


                              but hey this might give you some ideas too - (work safe video)
                              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNv5TMwAZlc
                              Last edited by PepperElf; 06-14-2009, 04:24 AM.

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