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    Shoot the Duck Hunt dog!

    Remember that computer game Duck Hunt, where you could shoot ducks for points, and that bloody dog either jumped up and stole your ducks, or if you missed, would jump up and laugh mockingly at you, thus causing you to nurse murderous fantasies? Why would the game let you shoot ducks, but never that damn dog? Well, now that omission has been fixed, in the flash game below. All hail the internet!

    http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/duckhunt/
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    Me likeys. lol

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    • #3
      True story, I once threw the Nintendo controller at the TV because I DID get that fucking clay duck....I swear I DID.....but the game said I missed and that stupid dog laughed at me!
      You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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        I hated it when that dog laughed whenever I missed. Now it's payback time!
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        • #5
          Quoth Lace Neil Singer View Post
          Remember that computer game Duck Hunt, where you could shoot ducks for points, and that bloody dog either jumped up and stole your ducks, or if you missed, would jump up and laugh mockingly at you, thus causing you to nurse murderous fantasies? Why would the game let you shoot ducks, but never that damn dog? Well, now that omission has been fixed, in the flash game below. All hail the internet!

          http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/duckhunt/
          Some corrections are in order here...

          Duck Hunt, made by Nintendo in the mid 1980s, was originally an ARCADE game that was then brought home on the Nintendo Entertainment System. In the original arcade version, you WERE able to shoot the dog! I remember doing so several times, with appropriately cartoony results (blacked out "bomb blasted" face, etc.)

          But when Nintendo made the home version, they eliminated the ability to shoot the dog. Never have known why they did that.
          "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
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          • #6
            A nice diversion, would be better if you could shoot him in the head
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            • #7
              Quoth Jack T. Chance View Post
              Some corrections are in order here...

              Duck Hunt, made by Nintendo in the mid 1980s, was originally an ARCADE game that was then brought home on the Nintendo Entertainment System. In the original arcade version, you WERE able to shoot the dog! I remember doing so several times, with appropriately cartoony results (blacked out "bomb blasted" face, etc.)

              But when Nintendo made the home version, they eliminated the ability to shoot the dog. Never have known why they did that.
              *shrugs* I only knew the Nintendo version; I used to play the game on a friend's NES. In return, he'd play on mine and my brothers' Sega Master System and get annoyed at Alex Kidd's amazing skill at dying. XD But the Duck Hunt dog has never been mastered as a villain; sorry Black Doom and Mephiles, but you are NEVER going to be as evil as that effing dog.
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              • #8
                Quoth Lace Neil Singer View Post
                *shrugs* I only knew the Nintendo version; I used to play the game on a friend's NES. In return, he'd play on mine and my brothers' Sega Master System and get annoyed at Alex Kidd's amazing skill at dying. XD But the Duck Hunt dog has never been mastered as a villain; sorry Black Doom and Mephiles, but you are NEVER going to be as evil as that effing dog.


                What I remember of the arcade game was that you could shoot him multiple times... by the time I was done with him, he had the blacked out face, bandages on his limbs, and was even hobbling around with a crutch! At the end of that stage, the crippled dog broke the 4th wall, looking right at me with a scowl on his face, shaking his crutch at me in anger!!!
                "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                --StanFlouride

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                • #9
                  it was also fun to cheat and win by flashing a light into the controller

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