Hire Me! Hire Me! Hire Me!

[Princess-Snake]

How NOT to write job application.

http://emailsfromcrazypeople.com/2009/11/25/youre-hire/

Think she was hired?

[Broomjockey]

If it wasn't for the $40/hour bit, yeah, I think she would get hired. Probably at Irv's store.

[Nurian]

HOPES: I would like to be making $40 an hour. I think that would be enough for dealing with customers.

Still, I think she's got the right idea.

[tropicsgoddess]

I think the hiring managers would be before tossing this in the trash or deleting it from their emails.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

If it wasn't for the $40/hour bit, yeah, I think she would get hired. Probably at Irv's store.

To paraphrase one of the comments left, my store probably has hired that dingbat. Along with her entire family.

[CrazedClerkthe2nd]

Part of me is hoping that's a joke, but I've seen enough resumes and job apps to believe that it could be 100% legit.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Part of me is hoping that's a joke, but I've seen enough resumes and job apps to believe that it could be 100% legit.

After actually witnessing a young woman a year or two back completing an online application at our store and not only using atrocious spelling, but simply could not construct a complete coherent sentence, much less figure out a password for her app, I have reached the conclusion that yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus.

And yes, CrazedClerk, there are people that low on the intelligence pole.

[Broomjockey]

After actually witnessing a young woman a year or two back completing an online application at our store and not only using atrocious spelling, but simply could not construct a complete coherent sentence, much less figure out a password for her app, I have reached the conclusion that yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus.

I find the bolded part ironic, since your sentence is also incoherent around the middle. Sticks 'n stones and glass houses.

[BookstoreEscapee]

83 grand a year, huh?