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    You Can't Make this Stuff Up, Folks....

    Battleship: The Movie

    Captain: "Time to make these aliens pay. Fire at coordinate... B-5!"
    Gunner: "Aye, Captain!"
    Operator: "Incoming transmission from the alien fleet, sir!"
    Captain: "Well...?"
    Operator: "MISS!"
    Captain. "Damn."
    Operator: "Sir, they got our destroyer again. It can't take another hit!"
    Captain: "Get it out of there!"
    Operator: "We can't, sir. That would be cheating."
    Captain: "Damn the UN and their new rules of engagement. H-9, FIRE!"
    Gunner: "Firing!"
    Operator: "Hit, sir! Good show!"
    Captain: "..."
    Operator: "Oh my god. Sir, look at this!"
    Captain: "Those... those bastards. Those alien bastards!" *shakes fist at the heavens* "YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP!!!"

    Announcer Guy: "Coming summer 2012. This film has been rated R for Retarded. Starring Duane 'The Rock' Johnson, Hugh Jackman, and Sir Anthony Hopkins. Featuring Megan Fox as the skank with big boobs and tight clothes that will guarantee every male on the planet will watch this movie. Directed by Michael Bay."
    "You are loved" - Plaidman.
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    .....you know, I used to think Hollywood could sink no lower. I now realize I was living in ignorant bliss.
    *dies a little on the inside*
    I have a...thing. Wanna see it?

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    • #3
      Aww shit, what's next? Connect Four: The Movie?
      Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

      "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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      • #4
        Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
        Aww shit, what's next? Connect Four: The Movie?
        Minesweeper?

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHY8NKj3RKs
        Quote Dalesys:
        ... as in "Ifn thet dawg comes at me, Ima gonna shutz ma panz!"

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        • #5
          Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
          Aww shit, what's next? Connect Four: The Movie?
          Is it a good idea to give these people ideas?! And I thought 80's movie remakes were bad enough.
          I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

          Who is John Galt?
          -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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          • #6
            Didn't they already have a Clue movie?

            Actually, I now DEMAND that they make a movie based on Candyland.
            "IT stands away, interrupting himself from the incessant hammering of the kittens…"

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            • #7
              Quoth Bloodsoul View Post
              Didn't they already have a Clue movie?
              Yes...a clever ripoff marketing as it was filmed and released with 3 different endings.
              I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

              Who is John Galt?
              -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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              • #8
                Quoth Bloodsoul View Post
                Actually, I now DEMAND that they make a movie based on Candyland.
                In production. They're also making a Monopoly movie, and I believe Fred from You Tube got a movie deal as well.

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                • #9
                  And they already had a movie based on Scrabble.
                  I think it was called "Letters FORM Iwo Jima".


                  "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
                    And they already had a movie based on Scrabble.
                    I think it was called "Letters FORM Iwo Jima".


                    Haha very funny.

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