The Lon Chaneys must be rolling....

[Dreamstalker]

Which book is that in?

[dalesys]

Spider Robinson may be the only writer who's gotten one factor of a were transformation right... The intestinal volume of a wolf/dog is considerably smaller than an equal weight human, so there is going to be a pile marking the spot!

[Dreamstalker]

*ties Twi-tard to a chair and makes her watch a few episodes of Being Human with George's transformation*

When I was in a gaming group, one of the characters was a werewolf. The player was aghast when I narrated the transformation..."OMG that's violent and gory! Werewolves don't shift like that!" (I think she had read one too many New Agey fluff werewolf books)...newsflash sparky, it's a physical change that a human body was never designed to undergo.

She gained a character flaw where the more prettified her shift (we allowed her to describe shifts from that point on), the weaker her werewolf form would be. I think there were some other cumulative disadvantages as well. It didn't take too long for her to wise up.

[drunkenwildmage]

*Goes and get's his copy of "Werewolf: The Apocalypse" and throws it at the the author*

[Severen13]

So....this chick thinks that the concept of werewolves didn't exist until "Twilight" came around?

Someone needs to get this girl a Netflix subscription and rent her The Wolf Man, The Howling, An American Werewolf in London, Dog Soldiers, Teen Wolf, The Monster Squad, I Was a Teenage Werewolf, Silver Bullet....

I weep for the future...

Better yet, have you saw the transformation of the man that is "supposed" to be the wolf? He sits in some chair and his entire body turns in to some mutated freak. If you would watch the transformation of Jacob Black, (Taylor Lautner) he doesn’t come close to looking as fake, cheap and or mutated as the wolf man.

Apparently this chick has never heard of "fake, cheap and or mutated" Rick Baker either. *curls up in fetal position and foams at the mouth*

[RecoveringKinkoid]

One of two things is happening here:

1. This is surely a troll. I want to believe that. I need to believe that.

2. If not, then this child has reached the point where it is uncool and politically incorrect to make fun of her, if you follow me.

[BlaqueKatt]

I gave a Twi-tard a copy of Let the Right One In last night at work. She wanted suggestions for other vampire books. I am trying to convert her to real horror.

the necroscope series by brian lumley is pretty good-I read it in my early 20's

it even has time/space travel and spies, and psychic spies....

[Sunsetsky]

Alot of Twilight fans make my head want to explode. It's fine if they like the book but alot of them take it way too far.

The only movie with werewolves I have really seen was Underworld. That was about it. As for vampires...I want to tell the crazy Twilight fans to watch Hellsing.

[XCashier]

Werewolf lore has been around for centuries, throughout many cultures. Someone needs to get that dumbass some real books, not just that "Twilight" crapola.

[Calvin St.Hobbes]

There are some levels of stupidity that should hurt. I hope this girl is writhing in pain...

[Parrothead]

No one's going to mention The Howling? (IMDB link because I've never seen it.)

[AnaKhouri]

I love Dog Soldiers. I love every Neil Marshall has done, really.

The only great thing about the Van Helsing werewolves was the way they tore off their human skin when they transformed. Like they were really beasts and humanity was their disguise. Which makes sense.

Anyway, that has got to be a troll of some kind. No one is that dumb. NO ONE. (please God no).

I gave a Twi-tard a copy of Let the Right One In last night at work. She wanted suggestions for other vampire books. I am trying to convert her to real horror.

[BlaqueKatt]

The best werewolves I have seen were in the movie Van Helsing.

you have never seen dog soldiers I take it-almost 9 foot tall werewolves, and no CGI to look like a damn cartoon.

and there's always David from an american werewolf in london-which is pretty much what they electronincly "ripped off" for the van helsing werewolves-only american werewolf was done well before CGI


Sorry the van helsing werewolves looked too fake and cartoonish for my tastes

[pssorens]

Sit all the Twi-tards down and make 'em Watch Nosferatu!

That'll learn them.

I have a copy on dvd...

[Bloodsoul]

I actually made a werewolf named Lon Chaney in SoulCalibur IV using Lizardman's style.

A few players have recognized the name...