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Weighs 600 pounds and wants to be 1000 to get Guinness record. I guess 43rd fattest is just not good enough...
Oh, and she lives in my town...I'm so proud...
Oh, and she lives in my town...I'm so proud...
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I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
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Man, she's going to be severely sick when she's done.
Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester
Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z
Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart -
If she doesn't die before reaching her "goal".Quoth Evil Queen View PostMan, she's going to be severely sick when she's done.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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She spends $3000 a month on groceries while I struggle to stretch $150."Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probablyComment
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There is actually a discussion going on about this same story over on fratching.
I'm going to close it rather than risk crossover of the same debate.Too tired of living and too tired to end it. What a conundrum.Comment
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