Tweet
An annual award given to the worst opening sentence to a novel.
-
Dull women have immaculate homes. -
that's awesome! 
I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun" -
Maybe I should be glad there's not a Fan Fiction category . . . but then even on my worst day (or should I say wackiest) I've not come up with anything as lame as some of those.
Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
Comment
-
I have several of the books they publish every year I love that contest!
GK/Kara/Jester fangirl.Comment
Comment