Shake Wieght = Wank Weight

[artcurmudgeon]

https://www.shakeweight.com/flare/next

WATCH THE VIDEO!

My dear wife(who is british) saw this thing on telly(yes we are in the states), and yells out...

"Its not a shake weight! Its a Wank Weight!"

I died laughing as this commercial played in the background.

My wife finished me off with, "You see! She is gonna take it on the chin!"

This is just one messed up commercial....

[McGoddess09]

I was thinking that when I saw the commercial!

[Cat]

I've seen 'em in stores (not THAT kinda store...a sports store....oh...hmm..well).


The gals in the commercial look rather pleased with themselves.

[Zellie Crescent]

Well crap, every time I see one now I'm gonna start laughing.

[Kheldarson]

We have them at my store too (yay for As-Seen-On-TV section) and every single customer who's seen it as made a similar comment. Yet they keep disappearing from the shelf for some reason...

[Exaspera]

I happened to catch The View one morning. Everyone was demonstrating it and laughing their heads off.

[AdminAssistant]

You should see the commercial for the Shake Weight for Men.

[El Pollo Guerrera]

They mentioned this a few months ago on "The Daily Show"...

"They're making a new version with a timer... Let's just say that it ends with a 'refreshing mist'."

[fireheart]

You should see the commercial for the Shake Weight for Men.

I bet it comes in three different sizes: small, medium and large.

They mentioned this a few months ago on "The Daily Show"...

"They're making a new version with a timer... Let's just say that it ends with a 'refreshing mist'."

Also, I am sending this to my bofriend....I'll post the result.

[Mikkel]

I bet it comes in three different sizes: small, medium and large.

Also known as extra large, majestic and unbelievable.

[fireheart]

Also known as extra large, majestic and unbelievable.

I was thinking more Polar Bear Club, Regular and Viagra!

[dalesys]

Also known as extra large, majestic and OMFG Wilma.

Corrected typo.

[morgana]

must not burst out laughing at work . . . must not burst out laughing at work . . . must not burst out laughing at work . . .



That video is just WRONG on so many levels.

[fireheart]

That video is just WRONG on so many levels.

anyone want to take bets on how long it'll be before this video becomes part of Cracked.com's list of sexually perverted objects?

[AdminAssistant]

SNL did a parody a while back:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/143264/sat...ake-weight-dvd