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  • Which Dilbert Character Are You?

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    You are Dogbert.You are Dilbert's dog, but he's your bitch. You play him around like a puppy. You consider humans to be inferior and habor plans to take over the world and enslave them.
    People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
    My DeviantArt.

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    You are Wally.
    You're the typical example of living stationary. You respond to ads of people looking for office furniture. Doing absolutely nothing while drinking coffee and commenting everybody else is your daily life. You're an expert at avoiding work.
    The Grand Galactic Inquisitor hears all and sees all.

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    • #3
      I'm a Wally, too. I'm so proud!

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      • #4
        You are Asok.You're the overqualified intern. You are brilliant but naive, making you the office slave. Your life is washing down the drain.

        YAY!!! I'm brilliant! That's the best thing anyone has said about me in a long time! Woohoo!

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        • #5

          You are Dilbert.You're hard-working, missunderstood, used and abused, ... well to be brief : You're an engineer.

          If this were a Clerks style quiz, I'd probably rate more like Dante.
          Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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          • #6
            Funny you should say that... woo, I'm on a roll today! ^^
            People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
            My DeviantArt.

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            • #7
              You are Alice.
              As the only female engineer in the company, you are an outcast. Nobody understands you, so you work day and night. Coffee has replaced blood in
              your veins and stress is your daily meal. You can not take any criticism as you consider yourself perfect. Idiocy blows your fuse.

              Stupid people to get to me, and I do like my coffee!!

              Phoenix
              "I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons" - Douglas Adams
              "If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off . . . " - unknown

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              • #8
                You are Mordac.You are the Evil-hearted director of IT. Your mission is to make using a computer or the network as difficult as possible for your co-workers.

                Damn, and I wanted to be the evil secretary.
                "Maybe the problem just went away...maybe it was the magical sniper fairy that comes and gives silenced hollow point rounds to people who don't eat their vegetables."

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                • #9
                  You are Dilbert.
                  You're hard-working, missunderstood, used and abused, ... well to be brief : You're an engineer.
                  I wasnt put on this earth to make you feel like a man ~ Mary Bertone

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                  • #10
                    I usually hate things like this, but...


                    You are Ratbert.Your goal is to make people love you, but you only succeed in making a fool of yourself as you try. You're the butt of everbody's joke, but that's ok : you can take it and still be cheery.
                    Take this quiz!

                    Rapscallion

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                    • #11
                      I got Ratbert too.

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                      • #12
                        I'm Dilbert.

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                        • #13
                          Wally.

                          I do nothing, but I'm good at it.
                          Character flaws aren't a philosophy -Scott Adams

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                          • #14
                            Ratbert here, too.

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                            • #15
                              I got Ratbert.
                              Woman are like guns, if you don't treat us right, we'll blow up in your face!

                              Pain is your bodies way of telling you that you're still alive.

                              I am also known as Liquid Skin and Silkekitten.

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