If you're going to get arrested...

[Rapscallion]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...ge-castle.html

Do it for something interesting.

TLR version - Transvestite arrested for having sex with a dog at a national trust site.

Rapscallion

[KiaKat]

The key is to commit crimes so confusing the police feel stupid writing up the reports.

[crazylegs]

That's probably quite a straighforward one - but it would have led to an interesting crime update.

Subject of crime - Black Labrador (or whatever the hell the dog was)
Location of crime - Moat of castle
MO - Person as described below was seen to have sexual intercouse on the above time and date by [persons].

It was probably at that point the Sgt would have been wondering if the PC was taking something a little stronger than coffee...

[Caveat Emptor]

"A spokesman for English Heritage said: "This was a very rare incident""

One can only hope...

[draggar]

Next on Jerry Springer...

[Exaspera]

Poor dog!

[Eric the Grey]

Poor dog!

That was my first thought.


Eric the Grey

[wolfie]

I wonder if cases like this are where a colloquial term for "making a big mistake" originated (i.e. "Screwed the pooch").