Was this guy named Excel, by any chance? (warning: animal cruelty within)

[dendawg]

http://www.slate.com/id/2263794/?from=rss

When police in Western New York pulled over Gary Korkuc for blowing off a stop sign on Sunday, they found a live cat in his trunk, covered in cooking oil, peppers, and salt.



Time to break out the for this sick little fucknugget.

[Zellie Crescent]

I'm pretty sure that Excel was a girl and the animal she tried to eat (Menchi) was a dog.

[Caffienated_Caramel]

Nevertheless thats just...crazy.

[teh_blumchenkinder]

So it's Bizzaro Excel-- wait, let me try that again...
But in all seriousness: ALIVE? What. The. Berries.

[LillFilly]

Would that work? Would the flavor get through the fur???

I know it's so wrong, but I still wonder...

[Hyena Dandy]

What the hell, was he trying to cook it in his trunk? I mean, you wanna eat something, you gotta take all the fur off, and its much better if it doesn't move around. Besides, you know, there's all those internal organs, you'd have to take those out before you ate it.


I mean, if you wanna eat a cat, eat a cat... Its fine by me, really, I don't mind. Cats are cute and friendly, but so are pigs and I love bacon.

But don't eat a LIVE cat, that's just gross.

[PepperElf]

yeah my boyfriend told me about that one
mostly cos i have relatives in that area.


apparently the guy was mad at his cat or something.
thankfully the cat's alive i think

[Imogene]

apparently the guy was mad at his cat

So, his line of thought was, "I hate my cat, I think I'll scare him into thinking he's stew!" Like the cat is going to go: "Pepper? Olive Oil? Tomatoes? I think I need more paprika, personally... trust me, I taste me often enough."