Cracked Halloween Costume Roundup #2

[fireheart]

http://www.cracked.com/article_18834...=Google+Reader

Funnily enough, there are actually blowup sex doll costumes out there.

Warning: NSFW.

[Whiskey]

#10 is just inappropriate. "Sexy Small Child"....... really.......

edit: oh well scroll down and add 9 and 8 to the list too. wtf.

[fireheart]

#10 is just inappropriate. "Sexy Small Child"....... really.......

edit: oh well scroll down and add 9 and 8 to the list too. wtf.

Hence the NSFW tag.

If you ditched the teddy bear, it'd make a great lolita costume otherwise.

[El Pollo Guerrera]

I saw this on another forum... I agree that #10 and #9 were inappropriate, but I'm pretty sure that there was a series with Pebbles as a teenager, and a followup where she married Bam Bam, so that is less creepy than the others.

Nice pimp outfit.

I truly support any woman who can rock the black body suit from #20... but the Darth Vader helmet just ruins the fantasy. For me, that is. There may be some Star Wars fans that are into that but not me.

Oh, and the Chinese Takeout suit should have "Thank You, Come Again" on it.

[lordlundar]

#20 (sexy darth vader) is only a costume so far as someone belives it is. All it is is someone bought a latex bodysuit and one of those Vader voice changers and called it a costume.

(besides, there's so much more fun you can have with one of those voice changers.)

[fireheart]

And another oldie but goldie:

30 Most Unsettling German Halloween Costumes (Sorry BeeMused)


These aren't numbered by the way folks, but 25 DOES look like sperm.

And also....

Insane Japanese Halloween Costumes

The banana costume just looks disturbing.

Note: NOT SAFE FOR WORK! (Or Sanity for that matter....)

[Lace Neil Singer]

#10 is just inappropriate. "Sexy Small Child"....... really.......

Well, maybe if you and your bloke wanted to do a pairs costume. You as the sexy small child, him as Pedobear... XD

[fireheart]

Not necessarily Cracked.com, but close enough:

When they say that a Fireman has a big hose, they mean a literal hose....

More click at your own risk. (it's from failblog)

[fireheart]

And the final offering of disturbing costumes is....

8 psychologically traumatizing kids Halloween costumes

Yes, they have a Na'vi costume in there.

That said, what is with the Na'vi costumes?

[Lace Neil Singer]

The Na'vi one looks more like a blue zebra costume to me.

[fireheart]

The Na'vi one looks more like a blue zebra costume to me.

I was thinking more Blue tiger.