There's an App for that! (*very* NSFW)

[Dave1982]

So, if I wasn't looking at this in iTunes, I wouldn't believe this App existed. I'm actually really surprised, considering that Apple once rejected an App called "Pull My Finger."

"Roll your Own".......how to roll a joint 101....

http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/roll-...374147489?mt=8

[Racket_Man]

why does this NOT surprise me for some reason.

[Dreamstalker]

People need instructions for that?

Part of Leno's monologue last night mentioned a "vibrator" app...don't know if it's legit but would not surprise me if it was.

[lordlundar]

People need instructions for that?

Considering the most likely user base would probably have smoked themselves to ****face level, they might need the directions in front of them.

[Dave1982]

You know, typically, once one has smoked themselves to that point, the mission becomes "food" not "let's roll another."


......................what?

[Dreamstalker]

Considering the most likely user base would probably have smoked themselves to ****face level, they might need the directions in front of them.

Won't they be too distracted by the shiny?

[fireheart]

There used to be a very violent and tasteless game for the iPhone/iPod Touch known as "Shake Your Baby." (not the real baby, a baby on the phone). The game was pulled thankfully

[Antisocial_Worker]

People need instructions for that?

Part of Leno's monologue last night mentioned a "vibrator" app...don't know if it's legit but would not surprise me if it was.

Not that I would know anything about it, but there is a video out there of gay porn actor "Shorty J" using a cell phone in an extremely novel fashion...

[PepperElf]

well i can see why they haven't taken the app down. rolling your own might make you think of joints but, there are some who like to roll their own tobacco cigarettes. (especially with the rising costs of cigarettes) so the app can be used for legal rolling.

i'm thinking if it was a program that *only* had non-legal applications, it might be a different story.

Not that I would know anything about it, but there is a video out there of gay porn actor "Shorty J" using a cell phone in an extremely novel fashion...

couldn't find a youtube for it but that made me think of this...

Edina: Where's my thing? You know, my thing... my vibrating thing...
Patsy: Right by your bedside drawer, darling.
Edina: Not that, not that!... My beeper, my beeper!
Patsy: Oh.
[fishes inside her skirt]
Patsy: Here.
Edina: [disgusted] Keep it. I don't want it now. Don't want it now.

[Antisocial_Worker]

couldn't find a youtube for it but that made me think of this...

Edina: Where's my thing? You know, my thing... my vibrating thing...
Patsy: Right by your bedside drawer, darling.
Edina: Not that, not that!... My beeper, my beeper!
Patsy: Oh.
[fishes inside her skirt]
Patsy: Here.
Edina: [disgusted] Keep it. I don't want it now. Don't want it now.

You'd have to go a little more hardcore than youtube. Pvt me and I can send you a link if your curiosity is that morbid.

[PepperElf]

hell i got a sick mind lol