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"I saw a flock of moosen! There were many of 'em. Many much moosen. Out in the woods- in the woodes- in the woodsen. The meese want the food. The food is to eatenesen." -
If I was the girlfriend, I'd dump his ass and never speak to him or my sister again........./\
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And I thought the Tiger Woods apology was half-assed! This asshole takes the cake! He would've been kicked to the curb faster than you can say rent a U-Haul!I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09Comment
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What a catch.
Sexy.
And by "sexy" I mean "squirming maggot."Comment
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You know, suddenly my clueless ex seems much less . . . clueless.
Damn, that girl needs to leave town, and let those two wastes of flesh have each other. "Make it up to you" . . .?
Only way he could "make it up to" me would be to stand still while I hacked off his weiner with a rusty machete.
And then I'd go find my 'sister' and feed it to her.
Damn.Comment
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I'm sorry, but the turn of phrase "We kinda um...I fucked her" struck me funny.
Of course, because this "apology" was left on the wrong voicemail he'll just keep chasing those "big ass tittays" until he finally is caught. What a worm.Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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I wonder how long it'll take him when he shows up with champagne to figure out she didn't get the message..
"Baby, I'm so sorry!"
"For what?"
"Um...nuthin'...here, I brought you champagne cuz I luvs you soooo much."I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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I wonder how long before the intended recipient finds out about that.
I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!
Who is John Galt?
-Ayn Rand, Atlas ShruggedComment
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Just..wow....I'm speechless...Comment
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Gotta love how it goes from "I'm sorry" to "It wasn't my fault." What a prize...When you start at zero, everything's progress.Comment
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How DARE she not have "big ass titty's"!!!! The nerve...no WONDER he shagged her sister!
yep -- catch of the year, that one!!!The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away.Comment
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