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  • #1

    Drunk as a ...

    badger...

    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"
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  • #2
    The obligatory:

    Drunk animals

    Also, that article has a little TMI on the badger.

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    • #3
      "In addition, the badger was suffering from diarrhoea studded with cherry stones."
      Am I going to hell for laughing?

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      • #4
        "In addition, the badger was suffering from diarrhoea studded with cherry stones."
        Quoth PepperElf View Post
        Am I going to hell for laughing?
        He's preparing for winter driving conditions...






        Studded turds.
        I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
        Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
        Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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        • #5
          Quoth Lachrymose View Post
          The obligatory:

          Drunk animals

          Also, that article has a little TMI on the badger.
          Lol. Love the baboon faceplant. And the elephant!!

          btw, I love your avatar...I often find myself watching it for a minute or two when I come across one of your posts
          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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          • #6
            Heheh...thanks

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            • #7
              A lot of birds die every year from eating fermented fruit & flying into walls & windows.

              Maybe that's what happened the other day to a small bird I saw attacking another bird....the other bird bein' a redtail hawk.
              "If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you.This is the principal difference between a man and a dog"

              Mark Twain

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              • #8
                Badger badger badger badger...cherry *belch**frrrrrpppppppp!*
                Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                • #9
                  Quoth Frantic Freddie View Post
                  Maybe that's what happened the other day to a small bird I saw attacking another bird....the other bird bein' a redtail hawk.
                  Small birds will often attack larger birds to drive them away from the smaller birds' nesting areas. I've seen blackbirds dive-bombing hawks, and even a sparrow chasing a crow and yanking its tail feathers.

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                  • #10
                    Prodding the reluctant beast with a stick, officers managed to persuade it to leave the road near the town of Goslar in northwestern Germany and to sleep off his night of excess in a nearby meadow.
                    Those police are damn brave!
                    I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

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